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I'M NOT GAY SO STOP WISHING I WAS

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

I hate posting shit like this but I'm that fucking angry that I have no problem posting it!

I'm not gay and the next person that says I am is gunna know just how not-gay I am. I don't have a problem with the gay population but I do have a problem with my so called best friend telling the world and me that I root my male friends, THIS IS NOT COOL!

The friend I am talking about will read this post and I hope she does, its time to set the record straight, literally.

I'm not gay and never will be, get used to it I'm here I'm straight and I think thats great (my new slogan).

If my friend wants to be a "fag hag" then I suggest you go out and find a real fag instead of wishing that the friends you do have were gay, thats kind of sick and twisted and will end up turning all your friends away from you.

NEVER GUNNA HAPPEN!!

What is it about me that makes people think I'm gay? I'm a scruffy dirty Aussie bloke that loves cars and tits! The furtherest away from gay that you can get, I just don't get it and am getting extremely fucking sick of it!!!!!

5 comments:

Lydia January 28, 2009 at 12:14 PM  

...I always imagined you looking for warped than that. And dark. And psychotic.

~Static~ January 30, 2009 at 1:21 PM  

I think Lydia was going to follow up her psychotic comment with..GAY.

Ha ha, I'm just kidding. Tell your female friend that she's a lesbian...um, on second thought never mind, that's hot.

Michael February 3, 2009 at 10:11 AM  

I heard that 9 out of 10 clowns prefer large boobs.

The last clown prefers the other 9.

Just sayin ...

Kat February 8, 2009 at 5:18 PM  

awe I never thought you to be gay, a little scary at times yes but not gay! It's just that us girls all want a gay friend with style to go shoping with

Damian (666) February 9, 2009 at 10:35 AM  

thanks guys I can always count on yous to cheer me up...except for Lydia she just freaks me out!

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