'The Angry Clown Halloween weird shit that you should dump shit on that's funny list '

Its Halloween bitches and AC has some candy for you. Usually we would do a special post or tell a story or some shit to celebrate what ever holiday it is but this time we thought we would go elsewhere, literally.

OMFG I can hear you say your more excited then a jack rabbit with a gun and a reason to use it. Right anyways. Forget all those other sites that offer crap here we offer crap+ more= Osama Bin Laden happiness, you'll wake up everyday like it was September 11 2001 YES that fucking happy.

Fucking terrorists! Halloween is good and here's ya shit enjoy!

I've spent seconds of my precious life looking for all the weirdest sites and shit I could find on the web and putting it into the 'Angry Clown Halloween weird shit that you should dump shit on that's funny list ' for all of you to enjoy and poke fun at. Thank me later.

We begin with a guy who is quoted as saying.

"i will blog about anything that's insane and talk about everything that's pointless.
making sense of my world with your own words is appreciated. i own my third world"

Fucking brilliant. This is my favorite new site because he doesn't even know that he's a dick and he has made 2 sites! Check it out. Always have the faith and adilahho

These next few blogs are just fucked up and I think People love their cats a bit to much!

Hats Of Meat

Cats that look like Hitler

YogaKitty

Stuff On My Cat

Judge My Lunch

and the best weird shit site ever- KRAPSODY

Well I hope you all enjoyed my little list of shit and I hope it gave you as much fun as I had looking for them. Now fuck off!

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This Is sh-it

Michael looking for love

The review you've been waiting for since the untimely death of Michael and since the making of a movie made to suck the last dollar out of slightly un-right people that praise weirdness like its some sort of godly feature.

'This is sh-it' is a tale of woe about a man that apparently sings about being black when he is clearly white and gone to a lot of trouble to get that way. Its about Billie Jean which is obviously a guy and also sings about acceptance of other cultures when he cant even accept his own.

The performance by Michael Jackson who plays a skinny white sickly child molesting white singer/celeb that used to be black and is made out of more plastic then a Tupperware factory is absolutely stunning and takes you into a world where we are meant to feel sorry for a person that's rich and famous and who had still never been happy even when they clearly caused all their own problems. It brings a tear to your eye when he makes his first million at age 6 but then looses it when all his money is spent by him suddenly and you'll laugh when he finds love in the ass of a 8 year old boy. Touching and magic.

This movie has brought pedophiles around the world together in only a way that the death of the most famous pedo of all time can.

Its such a wonderful thing that we are celebrating the life of an artist that had it all including several young children and who was so fucked in the head that they thought they were a child when actually they were an old strange man that had had his testicles removed so they could reach those pesky high notes that testicles so often ruin.

I don't want to destroy the ending for you but you will be shocked at the death of Micheal when he shoots himself up with enough drugs to take down several bull elephants but don't feel sorry for him I'm sure God lets in drug addict, child molesting, plastic surgery mistakes that are worshiped more then himself all the time, if not he's getting fucked in the ass with a chainsaw by a gang of demonic midgets!

Pedophile Denis Ferguson gives it 2 thumbs up!

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Clean up

AC is different you may of noticed Its been a while since we have changed and to get the ball rolling I thought a new face would start it off.

AC is turning from rude/crude to clever funny smart that is rude and crude it will take me a while to get all the widgets/crap back up and a lot will be discarded along the way.

I invite all the authors, guests and Static (haha) to come back and help AC be as good as it can be.

Cheers, Angry Clown

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