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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Life is like a box of chewing gum, you chew and chew but the flavor never lasts long then your left with a bad taste in you mouth and you know you can't keep chewing it for ever even tho you try and try. Sure there's a few bubbles along the way but they always burst.


Life is really fucked up I know I can't complain as I like it being fucked up but what really fucks me up are the people that say they are good but end up being worse then me, sure I get jealous that they don't even have to try and somehow the end up fucking my life up.


Well FUCK that if no one takes life seriousley then why should I? I'm sick of being nice and good just so I can get a head in life as it turns out that if you lie, steal, sell drugs or kill kittens for anything else other then fun then you end up being the manager of BP and rich and famous or some shit like that.


We all need to step back and look at the real bad people in the world they are not the murderers or the muggers or petty thieves, they are the church and the government. They are the real bad ass mutha fuckas as they go out there to fuck you in the ass on purpose but make it out that they are doing it for you!


Yes please big company can you please come and fuck me in the ass because I need fuel and smokes and fucking bread.


It is just bullshit that life is hard enough for people like you and me. When was the last time you made it threw a full day without something going wrong? NEVER because it doesn't happen unless your rich or someone from a government.


I think this is complete crap and I wont stand for it anymore. I'm not getting ass fucked again over shit.


Sorry to tell you people this but its how it is you can't change it so why try? well thats what they want you to think all you need to do is change the way you think and start telling everyone to fuck off. If you can't have a good day then why should they?


If we try hard enough then maybe one day the world will suck a little less but if we don't it will just suck more and the ass fuckings will get harder and they'll use no lube! I'm over it.


Don't get ass fucked!

8 comments:

Static July 30, 2010 at 2:21 AM  

I realize you might only be venting yourfrustrations. But it sounds like you need to get out and have some fun, dude!

Don't let the bastards grind ya down...otherwise THEY WIN.

Now bend over and grab your ankles..it's fun time and it's gonna be a bumpy ride!!

Kelly July 30, 2010 at 3:40 PM  

Most fucks in this world are content to let the big fucks in the world fuck them hard, without the lube. As long as people keep their yaps shut, keep lettin' shit happen without any protest or action, then they'll just keep gettin' cornholed.

You can't take people out of their "head in the sand" comfort zones. Wish you could, though.

Angry_Clown July 31, 2010 at 6:11 PM  

@Static. venting tis done now time for fun!. Thats ryhmes and junk.

@Kelly. There won't be any "comfort zones" left soon. The only time people will be comfortable is when there dead.

Static August 3, 2010 at 10:13 AM  

@ Angry Clown: Poetry indeed. You are a silvery-tongued devil, a veritable Ezra Pound, unrivaled by even William Shakespeare himself..second to none..you are beyond any doubt the greatest poet ALIVE!! (fucked fuckery fucking fuck!!!) Um...a lil more to the left please...thanks!

Static August 3, 2010 at 10:19 AM  

@ Kelly: I think it is possible to take people out of their comfort zones, by being "in their face" and taking a huge dump upon their chests...there's nothing like a Hot Carl to shake things up a bit. =D

Kelly August 6, 2010 at 1:55 PM  

@Static: During the winter months, when I routinely take a big heaping dumperoonie on a deserving individual's chest, they will often take COMFORT in warming their chilled hands over the warm steaming vapors of my turds.

This will cause much sadness within me. That's when I aim my poop chute over their mouths and fill their weak gullets with my fresh brown poo, generously, until their bellies burst like a Mexican pinata.

Angry_Clown August 7, 2010 at 3:50 PM  

HAHAHAHA poo

Static August 9, 2010 at 7:09 AM  

Ay ay ay!

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