tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3996725710469643781.post8283140701941125903..comments2023-07-28T17:59:49.171+10:00Comments on AC: Cannibals Part I: Why funerals are Buffets just WAITING to happenAngry_Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06874704878094893610noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3996725710469643781.post-71560481516693928012009-01-04T03:37:00.000+10:002009-01-04T03:37:00.000+10:00RBV - I agree; all atoms should be put to good use...RBV - I agree; all atoms should be put to good use. Not only should we EAT the corpse, we should also use the hair and skin to make clothing and the bone to make simple tools and toothpicks.<BR/><BR/>Dana - My condolences. I hope the deceased became a meal fitting of a wonderful life<BR/><BR/>Majase - We DO in fact embalm the corpses --- in gravy. We allow the body to marinate in a combination of seasoned milk, beer and coconut oil. After about 3 hours, the body is then deep fried (to make the skin edible) and then placed in an industrial-sized oven for about 12 hours. For more recipes, please experiment with your own living tissues.<BR/><BR/>Mokoh - 54 year old women are our most valued customers. They delight in putting the "FUN" back in "FUNeral" by making their loved one into a 4-course meal. Also, http://www.sjc.com/manbeef/ is a hoax. I am the only legal producer of human meat in the Western Hemisphere.<BR/><BR/>JD - obviously you haven't had human meat before. It tastes more like pork, except with an additional dash of love. That's because all human meat contains 5% human soul, the only known source of edible love (aside from chocolate underwear). <BR/><BR/>Thank you all for your interest in "FUDRUCKERS restaurant and funeral parlor" where WE put the "FUN" in "FUNeral"!!!Juliohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00711197255572277207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3996725710469643781.post-2419016650023270752009-01-03T23:43:00.000+10:002009-01-03T23:43:00.000+10:00i once ate a cadavertasted like chickeni once ate a cadaver<BR/><BR/>tasted like chickenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3996725710469643781.post-82962124367319517202009-01-03T14:57:00.000+10:002009-01-03T14:57:00.000+10:00Yeah, it's a waste of perfectly good atoms if you ...Yeah, it's a waste of perfectly good atoms if you don't eat the corpse.RBVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13300787372061589706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3996725710469643781.post-55527546931549274632009-01-03T06:30:00.000+10:002009-01-03T06:30:00.000+10:00Dana, somehow I doubt a 54 year old woman could re...Dana, somehow I doubt a 54 year old woman could read such a profane blog such as this AND relate to the idea of eating someone. <BR/><BR/>Anyway, if any of you are looking for a DELICIOUS way to spend the holidays, you need to look no further than this site: http://www.sjc.com/manbeef/Mokohhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09287106767470589706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3996725710469643781.post-28878937502977740942009-01-03T02:41:00.000+10:002009-01-03T02:41:00.000+10:00It's much better to dig into your fellow man BEFOR...It's much better to dig into your fellow man BEFORE the embalming and all that shit. The chemical aftertaste is worse than a formaldehyde hangover.<BR/><BR/>Um...or so I've read.<BR/><BR/>And Americans aren't stupid, we just don't give a fuck about anybody else, 'cause WE are the world and no one else matters!<BR/><BR/>Wait, yea that's kinda stupid--never mind.<BR/><BR/>kthxbaiMajase Cychttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06087368968750118051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3996725710469643781.post-22527732734841029172009-01-03T02:22:00.000+10:002009-01-03T02:22:00.000+10:00I just buried a friend. I had to call the "notifi...I just buried a friend. I had to call the "notification list" at church to let everyone know of the arrangements and, YA KNOW WHAT THE MAIN QUESTION WAS???? Would there be a MEAL following the funeral!<BR/><BR/>Yes. There was. And that custom makes me wanna puke!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com