Battle of the DODOS
Friday, July 11, 2008
Death itselfHe calls me a terrorist but i am there to free the DODOS from "king" Thrieos rain of blood it has to end and soon! My escape was a stroke of magic by Static for he is the king of green ass fog escapes there was no other choice. Yet again The Cult Of Qelqoth has let me down for during my incarceration they were no where to be seen although i have a sneaking suspicion they were behind my escape!
"King" Threio if you are reading this take note of this warning! The battle has just begun!
3 comments:
We were hiding away in a dark alleyway, placing bets on who dies first in this forthcoming war. You know, for our personal amusement. :p
The Qult of Qulqoth will not help you, as we speak they have sent a representative to negioate the terms of an agreement that will reveal the location of your demonic liar. We already know its smells like cat food and elephant piss, its just a matter of time before our Surveillance Buzzards find this dung hole dug into the side of a compose pile.
To let you know how supportive your so-called friends are in your time of need this is what we offered them for your carcass:
1. A Donkey Breeding Stand
2. 5 cases of- Amy Winehouse All Natural Bee Hive Spray
3. 22 crates of broken dodo prophalytics (rubbers)
4. One used 1972 Cadillac ELdorado from the Super Fly movie
5.1000 Bottles of Elite Geese Poop Remover
They have added a request for a rare female white midget Gorilla that can sing English balladier Joe Cocker's standard, "She Came through the Bathroom Window" and is receptitive to sexual advances from humans.
We already have assurances from the African Gorilla Council that a gorilla is available, so its just a matter of time before the Bald Eagle Medical Detachment pick her up from the Congo.
Your threats of Cheese Crusades is just a desperate plea for humane treatment when we get out claws on your constipated scratch board.
Sounds to me like the ramblings of a scared man! haha
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