Threio's talons

Launching a Sonic Poop Rocket attack

Well Threio has unleashed a horror never before seen onto Static and I on the decks of the pole dancing princess, Static will never be the same after an electric eel made a home in his bum hole.
threios plan i have to admit was a stroke of genius, i never saw it coming well not like that anyway it was very bad and he scared all the hot chicks away you should of just let me drown in the ships pool instead i am now subject to the tortures of an evil cheese hating bird.
Where did i go so wrong all i ever wanted was a cheap good quality cheese that the commoners could afford and I've ended up in a feathery hell of doooooom! This will not do!