Spit that chewy out

Life is like a box of chewing gum, you chew and chew but the flavor never lasts long then your left with a bad taste in you mouth and you know you can't keep chewing it for ever even tho you try and try. Sure there's a few bubbles along the way but they always burst.


Life is really fucked up I know I can't complain as I like it being fucked up but what really fucks me up are the people that say they are good but end up being worse then me, sure I get jealous that they don't even have to try and somehow the end up fucking my life up.


Well FUCK that if no one takes life seriousley then why should I? I'm sick of being nice and good just so I can get a head in life as it turns out that if you lie, steal, sell drugs or kill kittens for anything else other then fun then you end up being the manager of BP and rich and famous or some shit like that.


We all need to step back and look at the real bad people in the world they are not the murderers or the muggers or petty thieves, they are the church and the government. They are the real bad ass mutha fuckas as they go out there to fuck you in the ass on purpose but make it out that they are doing it for you!


Yes please big company can you please come and fuck me in the ass because I need fuel and smokes and fucking bread.


It is just bullshit that life is hard enough for people like you and me. When was the last time you made it threw a full day without something going wrong? NEVER because it doesn't happen unless your rich or someone from a government.


I think this is complete crap and I wont stand for it anymore. I'm not getting ass fucked again over shit.


Sorry to tell you people this but its how it is you can't change it so why try? well thats what they want you to think all you need to do is change the way you think and start telling everyone to fuck off. If you can't have a good day then why should they?


If we try hard enough then maybe one day the world will suck a little less but if we don't it will just suck more and the ass fuckings will get harder and they'll use no lube! I'm over it.

Don't get ass fucked!

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AHHHH spam not just ham in a can!

They bring crap to life and life to crap.



I've offended a few people with this blog and I'm proud of it and I guess spam is a part of every good revenge plot but come on! Spam? Thats just lame as fuck what ever happened to the good ole days of a horse head in your bed or killing someones family cause they dissed you moma and they don't know what they be talking about and you don't even know me so step back?



Every spam comment I recieve on this blog is a badge of honor for it means I have pissed off another person and changed someones life just enough that they feel they have to put links to everything on my website.


If you are a spammer then I feel sorry for you as all your time spamming this site has gone to waste as I find it interesting and informative and yes I am looking to find a site that offers me the best home loan deal and penis enlargers! (cheap viagra would be good too)



So as a sign that I still love you spammers and so all your hard work didn't go down the drain I will advise everyone to check out your awesome links to all your spam sites in the comment sections in previous posts.

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