Beat That Tiger Penis

Jobs are harder to find in todays economy then tiger penis to aid in the delivery of happiness and sunshine from a dragon that lays with the golden koi (everyone bow).

Happiness Please

I've been looking and applying and shiting out applications like some robotic application machine that shits out applications everyday and while I'm still sane it is driving me slowly to that dark place in ones head where fish lay with dragons (again everyone bow).

So I was never really that sane but at least I could find a job and hold a job when said job was availible. Now I find myself scratching my balls and watching TV all day with the prospect of fishing as the most exciting bit of the day nay week NAY month, YES fishing fuck.

This Tiger penis is easy to find!

Fuck that as I realize its not just me this is happening too but a large number of the population has fallen victim to the "tiger penis" syndrome which I now call it. (please bow).

As a human being and a scholar and an awesome lover yeah bitch you know you want it it is my place nay my right to entertain and to give you some ideas on how to beat a tiger penis.

Introducing my top 5 rules for surviving the Tiger Penis!

Number 5. Get a hobby! Midget fisting or nun slapping with a fisted midget is always a favorite!

Number 4. Do volunteer work. You won't get paid and no one will give a shit that your doing it but at least you can pretend your a hero!

Number 3. Find a partner! Don't keep your pain and anxiety and depression to your self share it with someone special. Then they can fuck you over! cheers Renee!!

Number 4. Do nothing! Give up say fuck the world I'll just chill on my couch for the next ten years or until the tiger penis passes. You wont have to do anything! Its a win-win situation that keeps everyone happy especially your family that will get to feed your fat face and wipe your maggot filled ass!

Number 1. Start a blog or if you recently stopped blogging then restart its great you get to tell people what to do and spend all day on the net. This comes under hobby's you might be saying but don't you fuck head for some of us its more then that its a way of life its who we are.

Not me I'm way better then that!

Well Thats how you can survive these times but don't listen to me go out and find your own way to annoy people and please yourself when boredom and insanity hits just remember I told you so! (bow)

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AHHHH spam not just ham in a can!

They bring crap to life and life to crap.



I've offended a few people with this blog and I'm proud of it and I guess spam is a part of every good revenge plot but come on! Spam? Thats just lame as fuck what ever happened to the good ole days of a horse head in your bed or killing someones family cause they dissed you moma and they don't know what they be talking about and you don't even know me so step back?



Every spam comment I recieve on this blog is a badge of honor for it means I have pissed off another person and changed someones life just enough that they feel they have to put links to everything on my website.


If you are a spammer then I feel sorry for you as all your time spamming this site has gone to waste as I find it interesting and informative and yes I am looking to find a site that offers me the best home loan deal and penis enlargers! (cheap viagra would be good too)



So as a sign that I still love you spammers and so all your hard work didn't go down the drain I will advise everyone to check out your awesome links to all your spam sites in the comment sections in previous posts.

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