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Beat That Tiger Penis

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Jobs are harder to find in todays economy then tiger penis to aid in the delivery of happiness and sunshine from a dragon that lays with the golden koi (everyone bow).

Happiness Please

I've been looking and applying and shiting out applications like some robotic application machine that shits out applications everyday and while I'm still sane it is driving me slowly to that dark place in ones head where fish lay with dragons (again everyone bow).

So I was never really that sane but at least I could find a job and hold a job when said job was availible. Now I find myself scratching my balls and watching TV all day with the prospect of fishing as the most exciting bit of the day nay week NAY month, YES fishing fuck.


This Tiger penis is easy to find!


Fuck that as I realize its not just me this is happening too but a large number of the population has fallen victim to the "tiger penis" syndrome which I now call it. (please bow).

As a human being and a scholar and an awesome lover yeah bitch you know you want it it is my place nay my right to entertain and to give you some ideas on how to beat a tiger penis.

Introducing my top 5 rules for surviving the Tiger Penis!



Number 5. Get a hobby! Midget fisting or nun slapping with a fisted midget is always a favorite!



Number 4. Do volunteer work. You won't get paid and no one will give a shit that your doing it but at least you can pretend your a hero!



Number 3. Find a partner! Don't keep your pain and anxiety and depression to your self share it with someone special. Then they can fuck you over! cheers Renee!!



Number 4. Do nothing! Give up say fuck the world I'll just chill on my couch for the next ten years or until the tiger penis passes. You wont have to do anything! Its a win-win situation that keeps everyone happy especially your family that will get to feed your fat face and wipe your maggot filled ass!



Number 1. Start a blog or if you recently stopped blogging then restart its great you get to tell people what to do and spend all day on the net. This comes under hobby's you might be saying but don't you fuck head for some of us its more then that its a way of life its who we are.

Not me I'm way better then that!



Well Thats how you can survive these times but don't listen to me go out and find your own way to annoy people and please yourself when boredom and insanity hits just remember I told you so! (bow)

7 comments:

Kelly August 6, 2010 at 2:11 PM  

Just came from a fisting porn site, so I did leave a stain. Right in your comment box. Unfortunately, you can't see it.

A shame.

Is that you in the Tiger penis outfit below? That frightens me.

Your five rules for surviving this dreaded Tiger Penis condition makes good sense even though it is apparent you have completely lost your fucking mind. Still, you are very wise. Can't say much about the losing your fucking mind part. I have, too. This fucked up mess of a world makes the sane go nutty and wants you to think the nutty are sane.

Remember; Before you cook your fish, you must fillet it or cut it in such a way where you slice the poop hole out entirely. Otherwise, you will taste the asshole of a fish. A friendly tip.

Take care.

Angry_Clown August 6, 2010 at 4:57 PM  

Thank you Kelly but I like the taste of asshole from fish or any other species that may also lay with the dragon and bring happiness to you and your family.

My 5 tips are of course usefull and wise for I have aged beyond my years in the past few months and also lost my fucking marbles...

Kelly August 7, 2010 at 6:14 AM  

I believe you, thank you and commend you on your tastes, however strange it may seem to other fuckers.

Hey, is that blue car you have pictured on Facebook -your car? Just curious. I rarely check out Facebook but did today.

I have to poop.

Angry_Clown August 7, 2010 at 3:49 PM  

Yes thank you and yes that blue car is mine, point? I'm sure one will be along shortly!

Static August 21, 2010 at 12:26 AM  

Ah-so, young grasshopper. Nun slapping with a fisted midget is indeed favorite activity, second only to slapping Tiger penis!!

Zero Fun John March 17, 2011 at 10:45 PM  

Makes perfect sense.

~ZFJ

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