The book of Damo

The sky grew dark the wind picked up all of a sudden and leaves became afloat with the odd plastic bag rolling threw like a scene from an old western. The light became a trickle with cars needing there lights on just to see it was strange as it was only mid-afternoon. We thought we might head inside but something kept us out there something strange almost like we couldn't turn away from the darkness this was no normal storm and no normal day.

As the wind picked up and the rain began to sting our fragile model face's we decided it was time to leave and head into the safety of the house when suddenly a flash and a loud moan rang out accross the land not from one of us or from anyone or anything near but almost like thunder we looked at each other shocked then laughed it off "hahaha" we laughed whilst slapping our arses but still the darkness grew and the wind howlled and yes we were frightened.

As we turned our backs from the direction of the cloud to head home another giant moan sounded we gulped and stood still wondering what the fuck it was, it was not thunder but sounded more like an old man waking up first thing in the morning "fuck this" i said and we headed off.

Another flash grabbed our attention we turned and saw what looked like a massive ball bag start lowering from the cloud complete with pubes that seemed to tickle the clouds and made them dance accross the sky as it lowered. "holy fucking shit " I yelled as the gathering crowd started screaming and running there faces and looks of terror will stay with me like horrid tattoo's on my brain never to fade.

"FFAAAAAAAAAARRRTTTTTTTTTT PHHHHfffffffff AAAAHHHHHHHH yeah thats better" Came from what looked like a giant old man taking a massive dump on the world.

As shit slowly rained down covering all the ground and ocean like a thick stinky brown snow we all turned to each other looking like big brown bears and somehow knew that this was the secound coming of something evil that had scared the shit out of an unexpecting public for years that we all thought had died out and would never return but there was no other explaination it had to be the return...

...Of ANGRY CLOWN

All the signs pointed to it- Giant waves crushing Japan (whales say suck shit), More war in the middle east or in the middle of who the fuck cares, earthquakes and volcano's detroying everything , a black president in America and a female Priminister in Australia, Justin Bieber and yet no one knew suckers.

How could you not see the signs? Dumb fucks

I mean come on!

Look at this shit it screams angry clown!!

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Felt so fucken good

Well well well here we are again, thought you had gotten rid of me for good? NO WAY MAN I'm not that easy to scare away and you're probably thinking it was you that made my brain stop but guess what it wasn't you so stop being so fucking vain! Dick.

This picture fucken sucks

Enough talk your probably all wanting to hear some great stories and lulz that only I can supply. Bad luck I've only got shit to say and thats the way I like it, I hate being serious as you all know and poking fun at the less fortunate is what its all about (it makes me feel like a big man)!

I cant say exactly why I went away for so long except maybe that I was bored with the Angry Clown and couldn't really be fucked anymore but now I feel like its a place to vent and now I need to vent so shut the fuck up and listen!

Everything sucks, everything is funny, the worse something is the funnier it is, war is funny, farts are freaken hilarious, "cute" computer lingo is gay LOL etc and should be only used when annoying others, car crashes are great, the middle east should be wiped of the map, terrorists should be raped using angry gorillas, everyone should listen to me, everyone shouldn't listen to me, pooh is brilliant and should be used at every occasion, funerals are funny, sad stuff is funny, its funny when old people fall over, midgets are funny and should be laughed at and pointed at when possible, midgets should be hunted as a sport, midgets should be fisted (thats what they were made for), Angry Clown is the best, I am the best, the people that post on Angry Clown are the freaken best and should be fisted, nuns should be felt up, priests should have their wangs removed with a blender, religion should be made fun of especially if its Islam (terrorists), gays are funny and everything should be called gay except the gays, swear words are great and should be used at least once in every fucking sentence shit, genitals make the world go around and are funny, things that look like cock and balls are the best thing in the world, animals hurting themselves is stupid and should be laughed at under your breath...then out loud, "when ... attack" shows should be shown in schools and are the smartest shows on telly, politicians are all fags and are known for sucking cock, shit balls ass, natural disasters keep the population down and are funny (when I'm not involved), EVERY OTHER BLOG EXCEPT ANGRY CLOWN SUCKS LARGE AMOUNTS OF SEMEN OFF A SAILORS SHEETS.

Little fag

That felt good I may have left a stain in my pants, pooh and pee! Dick

P.S cute pic's with cute words like in this post totally suck and shouldn't be used under any circumstances!

P.S.S I can use them!

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