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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Static is the funniest man in the world well at least hes in the top thousand of funniest people in the world well maybe not the world maybe in the US well maybe not in the whole US just, well hes kind of funny well hes more a laugh then funny anyways read his review and check out his blog! Krapsody...If you don't then a chicken will somehow eat your testicles!


threio July 9, 2008 at 6:42 AM  

I don't give a mozzarella stick about Static's humor, I want to know who his hair stylist and dermatologist is! Do you know he is 107 years old! Damn he looks great for a old SOB!

Damian (666) July 9, 2008 at 10:08 AM  

His hair stylist is said to be an ancient gay dwarf from middle earth that escaped the thrall of the one ring that would control them all unfortunately his hair is still searching for the ring!

~Static~ July 9, 2008 at 12:19 PM  

Chickens do like teh testicles. As much as sharks do.

I'm funny? Really? Wow, I guess I should drop the serious act then.

My hair stylist is actually an elderly lesbian giant from the Phillipines that controls the one ring, which happens to be my sphincter! Oops, time for a shower...

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