Complete and udder bullshark s**t

I found this picture on a website i have no idea who caught it or where My sexy girl R.I.P

This was the first time i had caught a mega shark little did i know that the shark would grow to be one of my best lovers i had ever known. It was a Saturday just like every other Saturday i was fishing down the local pier when my rod started bending it was the biggest fish i had ever felt on the end of my rod so i reeled like crazy hoping i had a mermaid on the other end because they had been seen in the area a few days ago and i was very horny anyways i fought this fish for 7 days and 7 nights with no food or drink only running on pure emotion. Finally the giant fish came to the surface where i jumped on it wrestling it Steve Irwin style when our eyes met i knew at that point that this was the shark that i was waiting for. We stopped wrestling and grabbed each other in a loving embrace kissing each other for hours but it was not meant to be after close to 5 hours of passionate love making on the pier my shark lover died for it had slipped my mind that sharks can only live out of the water for about 4 hours but before she took her last gulp she whispered to me "grhharhhgrhh" which in shark speak means that she will always be mine forever and ever. I cried for close to 7 days and 7 nights with no food or water just emotion running threw my body. I will never forget those 5 magical hours that day on the pier i will always remember the way her sand paper skin felt against my naked shuddering body and the smell of her fish breath I'm sorry i have to stop there I'm to emotional to continue.