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Friday, July 4, 2008

I found this picture on a website i have no idea who caught it or where My sexy girl R.I.P


This was the first time i had caught a mega shark little did i know that the shark would grow to be one of my best lovers i had ever known. It was a Saturday just like every other Saturday i was fishing down the local pier when my rod started bending it was the biggest fish i had ever felt on the end of my rod so i reeled like crazy hoping i had a mermaid on the other end because they had been seen in the area a few days ago and i was very horny anyways i fought this fish for 7 days and 7 nights with no food or drink only running on pure emotion. Finally the giant fish came to the surface where i jumped on it wrestling it Steve Irwin style when our eyes met i knew at that point that this was the shark that i was waiting for. We stopped wrestling and grabbed each other in a loving embrace kissing each other for hours but it was not meant to be after close to 5 hours of passionate love making on the pier my shark lover died for it had slipped my mind that sharks can only live out of the water for about 4 hours but before she took her last gulp she whispered to me "grhharhhgrhh" which in shark speak means that she will always be mine forever and ever. I cried for close to 7 days and 7 nights with no food or water just emotion running threw my body. I will never forget those 5 magical hours that day on the pier i will always remember the way her sand paper skin felt against my naked shuddering body and the smell of her fish breath I'm sorry i have to stop there I'm to emotional to continue.

7 comments:

Kelly July 4, 2008 at 1:57 AM  

I cry for your loss and masturbate with my tears of grief

Damian (666) July 4, 2008 at 2:01 AM  

cool i also like cheese thank you for your support during this hard time.

~Static~ July 4, 2008 at 9:30 AM  

LMFAO

Nicely done. This shark lover story was so touching I shed a tear from the eye and a milk-drop from the nipple.

Is there a sequel in the works?

Damian (666) July 5, 2008 at 8:19 PM  

We will just have to wait and see i can tell you that Steven Spielberg is very interested in this story, very very interested!

~Static~ July 7, 2008 at 1:22 AM  

IS that because Steven Spielberg is secretly into shark porn?

Damian (666) July 7, 2008 at 2:47 PM  

Yes!

~Static~ July 10, 2008 at 11:33 PM  

Sweet.

I knew he was.... a total pervert.

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