The DODO and the brothel incident
Saturday, July 12, 2008
I look good in black and white
Another brothel visit this time in the Faroe islands, on the run from the evilness of the kings of DODO i stopped in at a lovely little pub in a 16th century building, the artwork was exquisite and of course had to show myself to a lovely little lady all was going well i had all the cheese and beers i needed until i got word that a group of Therios winged warriors were headed this way. There was one thing to do, well two things to do then i was off.I have read the diary writing by one of the DODOS and know there every move but i do not know how they know all my moves this has got me worried but i will prevail after all i am the cheese king!
My travels are now taking me to the sea to meet with my lawyer static and all i can tell you is we have something big... or small planned it could go either way!
1 comments:
It's just a matter of time before we get our claws in you rat butt sniffer. No rodent or can of Chez Whiz will keep you from our Bird Prosecution.
On a personal note I am training Budgies to pull out testicle hairs, I and can't wait to see that spectacle!
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