Friday, August 8, 2008
Consider the following scenario: A woman gave a male motorist the “small penis” hand gesture – (popularised by a driver safety advertising campaign) which provoked him to lash out in an act of road rage. Seems that Simon Jardak was convicted and fined $400 for maliciously damaging property after throwing a bottle out his window in anger because the hand gesture offended him. Hummmm this gets me thinking about something that has never made sense to me.
OK I have never gotten this at all, Why are men soooooo offended by the whole small dick insult. Why is the small dick comment the Holy Grail of insults for men? I mean lets face it the average penis spends less then 0.0001 of a mans life actually doing anything useful for anyone. The rest of the time, the function of a penis is to get grabbed by toddlers, caught in zippers, crushed in ill-planned leg-crossing maneuvers, pummelled in various sporting events, and sniffed by the neighbor’s dog.
I mean is it like a total crack at their masculinity or what? Do you guys really stand around the showers in High School and compare size? And why would it really matter. No woman with any common sense equates size with masculinity; that's largely a guy thing. To most women, manliness is a reflection of character, not anatomy. So scrap your devils of doubt and focus on what counts: your ability to give your partner pleasure. Here, the size of your imagination is king. So get over it!
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