Friday, November 21, 2008
A story of farts and pooh threw plagiarism .
Yes, his farts are that strong, really. His farts are the main causes of disrupting radio transmissions and satellite images of his country. They've even been known to cause solar flares. Scientists aren't even sure just how much his flatulence may have affected the entire universe.
Your fart always takes my breath away, hitting me without warning. The conversation takes a curve, you have a silent epiphany. The next thing I know I’m blindsided and fighting to defend myself, my actions, none of which seem to appease…..and your voice changes.
“I woke up and smelt these things in my garden and I went to look. But when I saw them, they were the most ugliest things I've smelt.Yes folks, it was a real crackdown.
I poked them with stick and tried shooing them away but they stayed, as if to laugh at me. I was scared for my life.”