All's Well That Starts Well
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Well well well guess who's back that's fucking right I am and oh hot doggy what a year its been! Let me take you on a magical adventure into a magical world full of magical magic...things and a butt fuck load of dildos and porn, just the way we fucking like it!!
So you may or may not of heard the rumors threw ET or TMZ or Cleo but I now manage an adult store in the most fucked up redneck wife beating step child molesting part of my state or possibly even my country where everyday is a good day to get high and drunk and rape ya wife but how did I get this exquisite position that I hold so dear to my heart? I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE!!!
It all started I guess when a regular came in to my old job told me about another job so I went for it, got it then 1 week later I was asked to become a manager of selling dildos, butt plugs, massive amounts of porn and of course THE GREAT AMERICAN CHALLENGE....its so big I have to use caps lock every time I say THE GREAT AMERICAN CHALLENGE. Fucking Americans I fucking love em!!!!!!!!! and fucking ! So anyways I said yes and now I'm doing my dream job, yes I'm a sick mutha fucker.
So from now on AC will contain a lot of porn and and other adult shit as I bring you more magically magical magic story from the land of cumshot and squirt and I'm sure that's where most of you want to live anyway!
So until next time get a butt plug up ya!
3 comments:
I just left a great big stain. I really hope you continue posting- at least on a semi-regular basis. I know it's hard (no pun intended) and I'm not the greatest when it come to giving this kind of advice since I've only post 4 times in the last two months, myself, but I like your sick ass sense of humor and there's just not enough sick fuckers out there like you and me. We need to stick together (there again... no pun intended) and do our best to gross people out and make them go "hee hee hee" at the same time.
Congrats on the sex toy shop position!
Thank you I try hard (pun intended) I will try and post as much as possible and as often as I can!
It's true the world needs more people like you and me hopefully I can turn a few towards the dark and sticky side.
I hope so, too. Well, I paused briefly during my blog tour to comment back but I gotta continue onward- in a hurry, no less. My FB wall shares the details of why that is. Keep on postin', dude.
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