The Angry Clown Nerd Olympics

Are you a winner? This guy is!!

Ar Bikini bottom (always wanted to start with that).
The world of sport is a terrifying and angry place for the common nerd and even hearing the word "sport" is known to cause some pimple faced geeks to crap their pants so I thought why not make the Nerd Olympics a place where all nerds and geeks alike get the chance to play for gold and have a chance at winning the soon to be world famous Geek Net Trophy.

The events you can sign up for are as follows:

Flamming - Flamming Nerd Award. The best flame award for the best flame (duh) on a blog can be chosen by the competitor and a comment with the link to the flame must be left in the comment section of this post OR flame this post!!

Spamming - The Can of Nerd Spam Award. The best spam award rules are same as above.

Nerd Talk - Nerdificus Award. The most nerdiest and outrageous comment about crap left on this post will win simple...or is it? Probably.

I cant think of any more at the present time if you have any ideas leave a comment and if you feel like playing with the chance to win something I don't know what yet but it will be good maybe or not whatever its all fun leave a comment.

GAME ON SLAPPERS

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SCAMMED

Unless you live under a rock (nothing against people that live under rocks) you would of heard about these scam websites (click to visit scam site) selling fake tickets to sporting events at the Beijing Olympics and they have done a good job of it making over 50 million dollars from suckers like you! So me being me I thought I would pick on them for being really really stupid and stuff.

So if you have a ticket that you bought online here are some of the signs that you might of been scammed.

1. Instead of the ticket having the usual colored Olympic rings on it they are deep fried onion rings.
2. The events that are on the ticket include a burp contest and tuna tossing.
3. The warranty wont arrive until 10 years after the games have finished.
4. The ticket has Athens scratched out and Beijing Olympics written in felt pen over the top.
5. If you buy one you get one free.
6. Its printed on dirty toilet paper.
7. The ticket comes free with a happy meal.
8. You have to scratch it to see if you've actually won the ticket.
9. If you bought it from a website that has "scam" or "fake" in the tittle you are boned !
10. It never arrives and when you visit the "office" of the company some guy called Chang has no idea what is going on but sells really good fried rice!
    

If any of these things sound familiar then you have been scammed time to start over!

Shark bait!

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