Don't get your genitals caught in...

Genital man to the rescue

I recently had the pleasure of getting my testicles jammed in something try and guess what it was!

Don't get your genitals caught in these -

A car door.
A mouse trap.
A blender.
Under a large rock.
In a light socket.
In a bottle.
In the mouth of an intern.
In the end of a shot gun.
In the mouth of a large bovine.
In the arse of a large bovine.
Your cousin.
In your own arse.
In a angry clown.

Just don't do it!

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