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Sunday, October 5, 2008

Genital man to the rescue

I recently had the pleasure of getting my testicles jammed in something try and guess what it was!

Don't get your genitals caught in these -

A car door.
A mouse trap.
A blender.
Under a large rock.
In a light socket.
In a bottle.
In the mouth of an intern.
In the end of a shot gun.
In the mouth of a large bovine.
In the arse of a large bovine.
Your cousin.
In your own arse.
In a angry clown.

Just don't do it!

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5 comments:

Anast├ício Soberbo October 6, 2008 at 1:18 AM  

Hellow, I like this blog.
Sorry not write more, but my English is not good.
A hug from Portugal

Lydia October 7, 2008 at 6:39 AM  

Luckily, my genitals are mainly internal.

Damian (666) October 7, 2008 at 1:00 PM  

Eh ew and awesome at the same time.

~Static~ October 9, 2008 at 1:34 PM  

Also to add;

Never get your genitals caught in a toaster and then try to remove it by sticking them under water while said toaster is still plugged in...

Kelly October 9, 2008 at 5:55 PM  

Ur a sick bastard, damn it.

Cum Coffee? Trapped genitals? Frozen Turdcicles for all the good lil' kids?

Oh my.

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