Chickens are better then people!

Respect the chicken!

Do you like chickens? More importantly would chickens like you? Have you ever done anything in your life that would impress a chicken? That would make a chicken say "WOW that d00d is kick anus he is a real great guy or gal" well have you?

I might talk a lot of shit on this blog and in real life and well all the time really but I've always tried to do right by chickens I know that once chickens started hating me then I have failed, I don't care if people like me in fact I kinda hate people. If you can say you've impressed a chicken at least then you know your on the right track!

How to impress a chicken and why have I used the word chicken a few to many times in this post? well the post is about chickens and thats why so get over it! Keeping chickens happy might sound easy but its not you might not know this but chickens can be royal pains in the ass sometimes, they are always wanting you to work hard and fly straight (pun intended freaken haaaaaa) but we can't always do this so we fail but the great thing about chickens is they forgive and let you try again. Chickens are really cool like that.

So are you keeping the chickens happy? I suggest that you start, its never to late and they are easier to impress then people and they fry up great!