Ask and you shall wait

Watch out or they'll get ya hahhahhahblah blah blah gay

I recently submitted my blog to a blog review...blog (original I know) and have been waiting and waiting and...waiting for the review and still nothing, ironically the review blog is called "ask and you shall receive". Receive what? A migraine.

Anyways I'm bored so I thought I would review the reviewers blog and hopefully forward the same amount of decency that they show so many other blogs, heheheee fuckers.

WTF MAN this blog is red, now I've seen red before but this is stoopid red its soooo red (its a little to red). I don't know the reason why they chose such a gay layout for their blog but I'm sure there is an ultra gay reason for it.

The only thing that breaks up the red enough to stop you from vomiting is a little cartoon picture of death, you know with the wooden knife thing ohhh scary, the only other thing to stop you from spewing your guts up on the screen is the writing but don't read to much of it or you'll find yourself hurling chunks at the screen.

Enough on the layout, the content of this so called "review" blog is so bad it makes you laugh, its like one of those movies that are so bad that you cant look away, sure they have some good points and occasionally bring the lulz but the amount of crap you have to sift threw before you get to the funny is enough to kill a midget!

Heres what they say about themselves:

This is our own self-imposed quixotic quest to improve the quality of the blogosphere. It is our goal to give bloggers solid, constructive feedback on their blogs. We don't mean to make you cry, really we don't, although we do love to deliver a well-placed and timely spanking. It is all for your benefit, though, we promise. Think of us as the most benevolent dominatrixes you have ever encountered, with really great boots and a thin whippy riding crop. We want to help you help yourself. We want to make you better, not bitter. We want you (well, some of you) to succeed. We are hopeless blog-addicts, and it amuses the bejeezus out of us to find good new blogs. Seriously. So, try not to suck.

What a load of crap!

They are a bunch of nerds that like to think they rule the netz while playing games in their parents basements, they are probably all still virgins except for the blow jobs they give each other while blindfolded so its "not gay".

I give this blog a 5 out 10 just because they tried, even tho they failed they still gave it a crack!

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