Attention all readers I have come across shocking information that will scare the crap out of you! You cant not read this, unless your real busy and have something else to do or just don't want to read it then thats cool....Anyways.
How many of you have had a shower and come across a bar of soap covered in pubes or gone to the toilet and found a lone pube "hanging out" on the seat or even found a short and curly in a sandwich or other fast food item? You are not alone.
It seems that we have all come across these little black invaders while going about our daily chores and thought nothing of it! Well people Dr Vin Gusto a world leading scientist at Harvard has discovered that what we think are nothing more then tiny black hairs that seem to pop up on everything may actually be visitors from another planet!
The doctor examining a mouth for pube aliensThe research done into the pube plague has revealed the pubes were small reconnaissance aliens gathering information about our day to day lives,
"this can only mean that an invasion is imminent and In my own opinion we should prepare the world for a massive attack, we are all doooommmeedddd and there is no hope." Dr Vin Gusto said.
We must all do our part to protect the world! Keep an eye out for these signs and report them to the authority's as soon as possible.
Signs you have been invaded...
Your bar of soap has a large amount of pubes stuck to it,
your toilet seat has pubes on it (one or more), your hair brush has a tangle of pubes living among the bristles, you have pubes stuck in between your teeth, you have pubes on your face (may look like facial hair), pubes in your tooth brush and pubes in and around your house or place of work.
If you feel you have been invaded by pubes then remove all hair from your house and body and burn all your clothes, belongings and friends and family as they may already be infected and not even know it, the signs of infection include vomiting large amounts of blood and cum, farting and sharting constantly and extreme "doucherisism" (also known as George W Bush syndrome).
The truth is out there!Dr Vin Gusto is currently working on a cure and is expected to finish in the next few minutes.
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