Fat Lift Man

Ever find yourself stuck in a lift with a fowl smell arising from the big sweaty bald fat man besides you? Yeah me too, want revenge at the expense of your dignity and possibly Youtube fame, then take a huge dump on his shoe using his tie for toilet paper.

Revenge on people can take many forms from dumping on someones shoes to sleeping with their partners or parents (no one wants someone to bone their mother or father).

Anyways what are the best plots for revenge you've seen carried out do you have the urge to serve someone that cold deadly food known as revenge?

Heres some ideas for all you scorned women and yes I know its all women that do the revenging because men don't hold grudges and have mental breakdowns over crap.

We all like a bit of excitement when it comes to revenge and we all like to see a fight, when ever we see a women screaming at a man in the street everyone knows to blame the bloke and yell "U go gal" and "kick his ass" so if you need to yell and scream but want some approval for it then do it in plain site of the public like a city street

If your more of a private person that bottles it up until one day you explode then take the revengee out bush with a shovel and a bucket of lime, I wont finish the rest of this one.

If your a women and I'm pretty sure you are then there a few things that you can aim at destroying of your rat bastard partners that will piss him off no end! These include cars, boats, widescreen TV, motorbike and of course you can cut off his penis but that would just be nuts hahaaa (pun).


So these are all classics and have been done before if you want to be totally original then you have severe mental issues and should seek help you crazy bitch.

One more word of advice, GET OVER IT!

.This is hell funny! She so crazy.
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Whats the point?

What where am I? I know this place from somewhere oh yeah its Angry Clown the most rawken, kick ass, midget fistingness and rottenest blog EVA created in your face biotch BAM fuck yeah.

Sooooo whats the point of this post? Eh fuck points they're to much work, EVA try writing a post with no point? Its called a diary hahahaaaa fuck that.

Can you have a post with no point thats not a diary? FUCK YEAH ya can its called Angry Clown and ya mum loves it... all night long.

For the ladies

Heres a point, I'm sick of thinking and I'm just gunna go with what EVA from now on because ya know what? life's short and ya need to do what you want and just say "fuck you" to the people telling you what to do because one day your going to look back and its going to be to late!

I hear what your saying, "aren't you only 26? then why are you sounding like an old drunk" Heres the answer because I want to, problem solved.

Wars are going to still happen and people are still going to murder other people for no good reason if they do what they want and nothing EVA going to change that.

For the blokes (I know you love this shit)

So what the fuck is the point? The point is that we are made like this by who EVA the fuck made us or its how we have evolved from fish or monkeys and junk, if you believe in that.

I say fuck it we're going to do what we're going to do and no new president or bible bashing priest with a million followers or douche with a blog is EVA going to change the future, we do that (not very well).

Depressing enough for ya? HAVE A NICE DAY

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Be stress free with me

I've just recently started chatting in chat rooms again after a year long break because everyone in the "outside world" sux balls and I've found something out since I've started strolling the rooms for strays and thats there is NO acceptable and unacceptable behavior its a free for all until you piss off the moderators or site owner.

I think thats fucken great! Here at AC we believe in the freedom of speech as long as we agree with it, so I urge all of you to go in a chat room every now and then and release the stress of your day-to-day lives on some person on the other side of the world that you have never and will never meet!

Here are a few rules to follow when trying to make an enemy in a chat room and let yourself go don't be afraid what are they going to do? Get obsessed, track you down, kill you and where your skin? That almost never happens.

RULE 1: Always introduce yourself as "your mothers lover" or "the dude thats gunna fuck you up" this will almost always raise a response and break the ice.
22:16 Dismo: Hi I'm your mothers lover she has nice tits shame about the being dead for 10 years tho

22:17 -Glenda-: oi c**t talk about my mother like that again c**t face you will get a bullet between ya eyes

RULE2: A comeback will be the next thing you will need to come up with as the last comment will bring upon a barrage of explicit words and sentences, you want the comeback to smooth things over so they keep talking to you. "Sorry I posted that on the wrong page" and "what I didn't type that" will get them back on your side.
22:19 Dismo: Sorry I posted that on the wrong page

22:20 -Glenda-: ok well maybe you should watch where ya doin it....ill let ya go this time

RULE3: Now you've made it this far you should be feeling a bit better but theres always room for improvement and at this stage you will need to offload all your problems in your life that you have ever had, don't be afraid to write a four page essay remember that the person at the other end is there to listen, always use extreme language and remember that sex romps gone wrong stories will remove large amounts of stress.

22:23 Dismo: My life is so f**ked...
22:23 -Glenda-: please I don't care!

RULE4: Never let them get a word in if they do shut them down and belittle their problems with responses like "shut the fuck up I'm talking here" and "thats nothing this one time I...". This pisses them off.
22:24 Dismo: Do ya mind mate, I'm talking here you rude f**ker, your whats wrong with the world.

22:25-Glenda-: F**k you c**t your really pissing me off!

RULE5: The "can I see you naked on cam" comment can make the difference between a good chat and a shit chat, if they say yes then by all means watch them naked on cam but be sure to laugh and call them fat and ugly, this will make you feel way better! If they say no then reply with "thats ok your probably pretty ugly anyway".
22:26 Dismo: Do you have a cam? I would love to see your tits!
22:28 -Glenda-: HELL NO NO WAY IN THE WORLD NEVER EVER

This is as far as the examples go as I was kicked of the site and banned, WINNER!

RULE6: Saying goodbye is never easy so the best way to do it and relieve stress is to start calling their family "a bunch of retards" and threatening to kill them because "the people inside my head are telling me to". Explaining to the other person that "you live just down the road from them" and "you will be over shortly just to hang out" will freak the fuck out of them and leave you pissing your pants laughing thus your stress is gone!

So the next time you visit a massage therapist or a psychologist think to yourself "do I really need to be here spending all my money or can I just go into a chat room and cause shit?" I think its an easy decision! You can thank me later.

This post has been edited for nuns.

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I'M NOT GAY SO STOP WISHING I WAS

I hate posting shit like this but I'm that fucking angry that I have no problem posting it!

I'm not gay and the next person that says I am is gunna know just how not-gay I am. I don't have a problem with the gay population but I do have a problem with my so called best friend telling the world and me that I root my male friends, THIS IS NOT COOL!

The friend I am talking about will read this post and I hope she does, its time to set the record straight, literally.

I'm not gay and never will be, get used to it I'm here I'm straight and I think thats great (my new slogan).

If my friend wants to be a "fag hag" then I suggest you go out and find a real fag instead of wishing that the friends you do have were gay, thats kind of sick and twisted and will end up turning all your friends away from you.

NEVER GUNNA HAPPEN!!

What is it about me that makes people think I'm gay? I'm a scruffy dirty Aussie bloke that loves cars and tits! The furtherest away from gay that you can get, I just don't get it and am getting extremely fucking sick of it!!!!!

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Revenge of the turds

This just in:

News parody blogs explode in numbers causing lameness on the interwebs.

Wut? Sorry remember a few weeks or days back I promised a story of untold stinkyness and disgust, huh do ya?

It all started on a warm Wednesday morning the day started like any other I got up had a pee, released my morning wood of its duties and had a nice relaxing shower as one does.

I quickly grew bored around 7am and decided to head for a drive to the beach, just for a drive to look at the ocean maybe have a perv and take some voyeur photos of the retired wrinkles that roam the walking trails and bike tracks along the beach.

All was good I picked up a couple of Redbulls for the trip and in case I was spotted and had to run I drank them down forgetting I had not yet had breakfast or had the morning crap, the stinkiest and most needed of all poohs threw out the day.

As I drove along the road across from the beach looking for the moldy oldies I felt a sharp pain in my stomach this could only mean that a turd was trying to free itself from the evil clutches of my small intestine little did I know of the will and sheer determination of my brown buddy.

As I swung a U-turn and headed for home in peak-hour traffic I came across a problem, there was an accident holding up traffic and I knew if I didn't get home soon I was going to deliver in my car, not cool!

I made a break for my Grandma's house as they lived closer and I was on a knifes edge. My contractions grew closer and closer together I feared every fart would be my last (like poetry).

Twenty minutes later I reached my grandparents place and in extreme pain I squeezed my ass cheeks together but also feeling a sense of relief as I drove up the driveway. I jumped out of the car and ran to the door knocking as loud as I could until my knuckles started to bleed.

They weren't home!

As I ran back down to the car a sneaky fart escaped from my ass taking with it a souvenir from its time in my bowels, my new smudge and I proceeded home as fast as I could drive without forcing anymore out.

Very nice!

By the time I arrived home it was to late I could not hold it in any longer and as I ran up the stairs squirting towards the toilet I thought to myself, why didn't I just stop at a petrol station and use their crapper? Damn that sucks!

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An inconvenient tooth (get it)

Holla for a corn dog yall its summer time so pull out ya thongs and sunnies and lets all cruise to the beach unless ya live in the states and thats, well all of my readers and authors so, NEXT POST.

Hows winter going for you all? Cold? yeah suck shit its freaken awesome down ere, the fishing is great the water is clear, the surfs up, the sharks are biting people in half, yeah thats right 4 shark attacks in the last month, beat that Hawaii bunch-a-wannabes .

So we've had a few swimming sets of teeth around, nothing new right? Wrong the nice scientist people in the wonderful government (sarcasm) are blaming the increased numbers of sharks around this summer on global warming "quick run for the hills theres a global warming afoot" Were all going to die...very very v...e...r...y slowly.

Is Global Warming the new excuse for everything? Me thinks so it used to be blame the communists, damn reds but now its all our own fault because I didn't turn off that damn light when I went out the other year, if only I knew then what I know now? I'd still do the same.

Who has time to make sure all the lights and TV and electrical equipment is off when your heading out to abuse cripples?

There is only one way to see if all this Global heating crap is caused by us and cars and junk and that is to pollute more and see if we all die in a horrible natural disaster and if that does happen then sorry I was wrong and the lovely overpaid scientist people were right but when am I wrong? NEVER!

So until then don't go swimming where there are sharks, and lets blame the increase of shark attacks on the amount of people swimming in the sharks feeding grounds due to the growing population on the coastline or communists.

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There once was a man from?

Anyways enough of the serious cutting edge world issues on Angry Clown, its time for some fun...SO HAVE SOME FUCKEN FUN NOW!!

"Caption this" posts suck, I really hate them but it seems that a lot of "people" like them it think its fun and interactively goodness and junk...Balls.

So here it is, Angry Clowns first EVER "caption this" contest, you could win a million dollars or that new liver your alcoholic father so desperately needs, are you going to tell him that you wont save his life because you refuse to submit your funny fucking caption to Angry Clown? Yeah I thought so!

Caption this...scrotum

You have 1 week to amaze me and "the others" with your witty remarks, enjoy.

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Things to know part 1

Yes we can

"If only I knew then what I know now"

I've learned a lot in my 26 years on this earth like sponges are smarter then starfish and if its wet then it isn't a fart, yes I've learned a lot.

Its about time that I shared my amazing 26 year olds wisdom with the world in an attempt to make living in it just a little bit easier because I'm super nice and awesome and stuff and...junk.

There are some things in life that you don't get told about and just have to learn yourself and there are other things that shouldn't be talked about even if it would help out because they're classed as being "taboo", well fuck that!

Heres everything you should of been told but weren't because your parents were pussy's!

Santa is not real, none of those things are real, no easter bunny no tooth fairy, no nuttun so get the fuck over it!

The "bible" is really just a load of crap, if you ever read it you would find out that it is more unbelievable then the "Harry Potter" novels, which brings me to my next point. People are gullible, you can scam anything out of them IF you are smart enough!

Don't trust anyone... EVER if you do you will be disappointed but especially don't trust priests or help a priest shove a candle up his ass if he asks, if he doesn't then its ok.

Never say yes to a favor before you know what it is, you could be shoveling shit for a week for all you know.

You can't chose your family but you can divorce them!

If life gives you lemons say "fuck the lemons" !

Never ever follow threw on a fart, just don't do it.

The final and most important lesson I've learned is that people die and there is nothing you can do about it so learn to deal because one day you and everyone you know will die so make the most of what you have now and never forget that the grass is never greener on the other side its just been fertilized with bullshit.

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The fat flash

The following series of events written in this post is based on a true story and readers discretion is advised...

yeah ok whatever, fucken weirdo!

My plan for world domination was put into action today, yes thats right WORLD DOMINATION (ambiance). It might not seem like there are a lot of things one can do outside of the netz when trying to TAKE OVER THE WORLD (more ambiance) but! I have discovered that if you want to get your point across then sometimes you have to force it.

WORLD DOMINATION. (eh blah)

Whilst shopping for a new mobile phone today I noticed a large sum of computers hooked up to the netz for the cumstainers (customers) to look at porn or the best deals online or some crap.

As one does while being around a large sum of computers and with the urge to TAKE OVER THE WORLD I made the crazy decision to turn all the home pages from the boring crappy phone company's own site to Angry Clown!

This worked well! With all off the computers being changed (for the better) in the mobile phone store I decided to take the show on the road, stopping in and changing the home pages of at least 20 other stores in the center, I had never felt happier until...

...Security was called and with a woosh and a blangodo splat? I was out off there like a really really fast fat man with roles of lard and hair flopping out of every uncovered part of my body, I was the fat flash I tells ya!

After my amazing and brave escape from the clutches of EVILLLL... I went back! As you do after doing crime, and found a group of people at almost all the computers laughing while the retail assistants ran around looking worried turning off all the computers as they went.

This was truly my greatest moment and have more planned now I have a taste for danger, my plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD is almost complete, all I need is access to everyones computer and BLAMMO- WORLD DOMINATION! I also cant wait to piss more people off!

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Awesome stuff

What the fuck is wrong with people? Sure they found what they were looking for on Angry Clown but I have a reason! Whats theirs?

Heres some of the best Google search words that you've used...

• google images baby is angry -Well feed the fucking thing!
• grannyssnatch -Don't go there man.
• how do you make a doodle angry -You call it names and belittle it with offensive phrases like "your a bad doodle and you will never amount to anything" WTF man?
• pube toilet seat fetish -I need to check this out, sounds delightful!
• tattoo of 12 angry clowns -When a tattoo of 11 angry clowns just isn't enough.
• clown pooping -Clowns need to poop to.

This isn't me!

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Space pubes.

Attention all readers I have come across shocking information that will scare the crap out of you! You cant not read this, unless your real busy and have something else to do or just don't want to read it then thats cool....Anyways.

How many of you have had a shower and come across a bar of soap covered in pubes or gone to the toilet and found a lone pube "hanging out" on the seat or even found a short and curly in a sandwich or other fast food item? You are not alone.

It seems that we have all come across these little black invaders while going about our daily chores and thought nothing of it! Well people Dr Vin Gusto a world leading scientist at Harvard has discovered that what we think are nothing more then tiny black hairs that seem to pop up on everything may actually be visitors from another planet!

The doctor examining a mouth for pube aliens

The research done into the pube plague has revealed the pubes were small reconnaissance aliens gathering information about our day to day lives, "this can only mean that an invasion is imminent and In my own opinion we should prepare the world for a massive attack, we are all doooommmeedddd and there is no hope." Dr Vin Gusto said.

We must all do our part to protect the world! Keep an eye out for these signs and report them to the authority's as soon as possible.

Signs you have been invaded...Your bar of soap has a large amount of pubes stuck to it,

your toilet seat has pubes on it (one or more), your hair brush has a tangle of pubes living among the bristles, you have pubes stuck in between your teeth, you have pubes on your face (may look like facial hair), pubes in your tooth brush and pubes in and around your house or place of work.

If you feel you have been invaded by pubes then remove all hair from your house and body and burn all your clothes, belongings and friends and family as they may already be infected and not even know it, the signs of infection include vomiting large amounts of blood and cum, farting and sharting constantly and extreme "doucherisism" (also known as George W Bush syndrome).

The truth is out there!

Dr Vin Gusto is currently working on a cure and is expected to finish in the next few minutes.

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Sigh

I want a monkey!

I'm sorry about my spelling in the previous post and all the other posts actually for the whole blog...well not really I don't care but I will explain my lack of smarts and unrulinesses (its a word?) in this post.

It all started on a Wednesday, or not how the fark should I know? Anyways my childhood (wow I can hear the sighs from here) was an awesome childhood but I was a little cunt thats right I used the very very bad word because thats how bad I was, as a young fella I would cause so much shit and hurt as many people as possible until I was 17 then I decided to go on an arson spree whilst being drunk. It was all fun until I got caught then it kinda sucked.

During my criminal years I missed out on a lot of schooling and education and after my trouble I went into hiding and haven't really come out much except for work and women until a year or so ago I caught fire at work which is ironic but deserved except for the falling down butt naked and flaming while breaking my arm and having a fire extinguisher emptied on me bit.

So now I spend all my time on the internet, playing X box and watching Buffy just to make sure I never get in the shit again. (I'm a nerrrddddd)

Anyways my education as you can tell isn't the best and everything I know I've taught myself but I still think I have some knowledge to offer or at least some lulz even if it isn't written correctly or makes any sense or doesn't offer any knowledge...or humor, and they lived happily ever after until she died of cancer THE END.

P.S. Damn this is a shit post. Qelqoth sniff my balls don't lick em...ya happy now? Satanic enough for ya and look I even put in a link so people don't think I'm crazy.

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Fix the world, not likely

Doesn't that look like fun?

Why the fark do we want people to like us in life? I believe that everyone being nice to everyone else makes the world boring!! What is wrong with wars besides all the death and destruction, they make the earth more interesting, imaging how boring it would be if we just went to work everyday did our jobs had lunch and came home all our lives and nothing else? I don't know about you but if I did that everyday I would die of boredom give me a grenade or two to spice up the work day then I might think about a job.

This may seem like a sadistic view on life but I know you are all thinking it and how many of you like to watch those sick as shit vids on Youtube! Weather we like it or not there is nothing any of us can do about wars and death so why not sit back and enjoy it? I know that green peace and all those save the earth and human rights campaigners like to think they are fixing the problem but when they stop one war and free one prisoner another twenty start and the holier then god folks are the worst, thinking there better then anyone else because they go to church well guess what they are not better then the rest of us just more stuck up. I always said if you want to be judged and looked down upon then go to church.

I think all the greenies and save the world wannabes know they are not going to fix the world and end war and famine but does that mean they cant try? No they have to, if they didn't the earth would be a lot worse and unbearable to live on, we need to believe we need to hold on to the hope that one day it will be all good even if we already know how it will end, and its still fun to watch!

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Remembering SpongeBob

Sponge Bob Square Pants is dead! Sponge Bob died after a five hour hostage situation in which the accused sponge held the National Bikini Bottom bank in Bikini Bottom up in a failed robbery attempt and shot four bank workers when as wittinesses say "he snapped" shooting rounds into the air. Police eventually stormed the bank shooting Sponge Bob and several other people "accidentally" in the head five or six times.

SpongeBob on a wild 7 hour krabby patty binge

The sponges gay lover Patrick Star later told police when asked why he might of held up the bank that Sponge Bobs addiction to krabby patties had reached an all time high Patrick said he was consuming a thousand dollars worth of the now illegal hamburgers a day which were banned after the secret patty formula was found to be a massive dose of LSD.

He was selling his ass on the street Patrick said until his ass was struck down with common street worker illness "loose goose".

The news of his death has hit children around the world hard and a memorial will be held next week. Patrick and Squidward are believed to be starting a charity to help kids stay off Krabby patties called " The SpongeBob SquarePants memorial stay off Krabby Patties foundation for kids or die" or TSBSPMSOPFFKOD for short.

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What to do when

A funny thing happened to me the other day well not really, nothing funny has happened to me in a while I'm in a blackhole of non funny, sure I've read some funny ass blogs that have made me crap my pants from laughing so damn hard but thats just not the same as experiencing something funny first hand.

This got me thinking, wow thinking I know crazy hey and it only hurt a little bit, anyways it got me thinking about ways to make a situation that usually has no funny what so ever into something that has humor and lulz, cause lulz is what its all about I've been told a hundred times. So heres some ideas.

What to do for fun when:

Your at a funeral (had to have a funeral joke) Punch the dead guy in the balls and yell "everyone get down theres a bomb in the coffin" then yell out "BOOOOMMMM", everyone will think your awesome and will want to thank you for making there day!


Your at the doctors, boring right? Well not if you do this! Grab a scalpel and do some minor (make sure its minor! I can't stress this enough) surgery on old people with bad eye sight it might not be funny for them but you'll have a hoot digging around in an old mans guts looking for that darn appendix.

Your driving to work, this ones easy! Just run a school bus of the road and watch it roll over and over and over flinging kids bodies all over the place then use them as obstacles to swerve around ...simple, affective and funny as fuck!

Your at church, well this one will send you straight to hell but thats cool because heaven is filled with fat chicks anyway! Ever heard of stigmata? Well fake it then when everyone starts singing your praises and yelling out "the time is nigh repent your sins", pull out a machine gun and start letting rip and don't worry there all going to heaven so you don't have to feel guilty just enjoy the moment!

Well thats all for now I'll leave the rest up to you!

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Humor Bloggers.com

I've joined a kick ass community for online humorists like myself and I've decided to promote the god damn hell out off it because its just that good!

Humor Bloggers is probably the best group I've joined, they have a forum for all my needs, sexually (I wish) and everything anyone could ever ask for including contests and promotional tools and help with any issue you can think off

If you want the best then I suggest you join but be quick the numbers will be limited and only the best will be accepted but if you miss out don't despair there is a humor groupie membership level for all you freaky lovers of funnies that need to be in the mix without actually doing any work ya lazy bums. Anyways join and you wont be disappointed! Hows that for a promotion, damn I'm good.

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Ein Goldie Ein Friend

Theres more to Hitler then people know, this is the story of his goldfish Ein Goldie.

The world was gripped by war and Hitler seemed unstoppable if it was not for the courages acts of a goldfish named Ein Goldie the war may not of ended like it did. Hitler was given Ein Goldie as a present from his mama and poppa a year before the war began some people say that it was the goldfish that started it all.

One day while walking down the street he was picked on and called names like fish f**ker and fin feeler for having a small glass bowl containing his precious fish. Hitler carried Goldie everywhere until the taunts and name calling overwhelmed him and he could no longer bring his friend on his various trips.

Hitlers appearance changed soon after to resemble Goldie's with his small black beard like feature under its nose and a strange looking hair coloring on its little scaly head, Hitlers obsession with his pet had reached a new level.

Ein Goldie was said to be the only creature able to communicate with the freaky Fuhrer about personal issues and the two grew inseparable due to Hitlers invention of the pocket goldfish carrier and goldfish transport mobile, the Volkswagen.

The romance was not to last, on the 30 April 1945 Ein Goldie was found by Hitler floating upside down in his fishbowl the early signs were that Goldie had died due to the build up of ammonia in his tank caused by poop but some say Goldie had made the ultimate sacrifice and is a hero.

Hitler was distraught and inconsolable chopping of his ear in a fit of sadness, he could no longer go on without his fishy friend, the war ended that day when Hitler put a bullet in his head, his last words were Ein Goldie Ein friend.

The one and only known photo of Ein Goldie

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LULZ MOAR conspiracy!

The English language isn't dead its just been raped and spat on by the internet community and mobile phone owners that are to lazy to type the extra letter to spell it correctly or press the call button to use their mouths to speak (which is the rest of the world). This has to stop! before long we will be abbreviating everything and the common looser like me will be left out of the conversation all together.

My anger towards this came to a head when I had to understand what the hell people where talking about on the webs and its getting worse with the introduction of what I believe to be a smart donkey or other horse like animal that is now making up words to confuse and belittle us without us knowing.

What is wrong with the old language? Some might say it doesn't represent the new age thinking of a computer lover or represent the awesomeness of the internet or even explain people laughing eg- LOL LMAO LMGDAO PMSL ROL LULZ and more...

None of this is correct! The real reason behind it is that we are lazy and typing all those extra letters could cause our finger tips to explode and shrivel up in pain therefore causing a massive meltdown of the web and the stoppage of important information getting threw on blogs and real sites, like what Billy had for lunch or something about some stupid pirate sexing up sea creatures and we can't have that!

In conclusion... STOP BEING FUCKING LAZY AND USE GOODA ENGLISH YAR MEAN?

Couldn't find a picture of a donkey typing

P.S. oK did you gets lulz you want some moar you epic failure try being a winnar next time.

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A indepth look at failure

Go get em tiger!

I'm scared of jealousy and at the moment I'm jealous of all the other great blogs out there but I'm even more scared of failure, failure of blogging I know it doesn't seem important but I have a saying that if you can't be the best why bother? This belief has seen me have a lot of great non-failures in the area of non-success due to non-trying or something like that.

Failure is also very funny and we all can't be the best at what we do (except me).

Some dictionary on the nets describes failure as...

Failure Fail"ure\, n. [From Fail.]1. Cessation of supply, or total defect; a failing; deficiency; as, failure of rain; failure of crops. 2. Omission; nonperformance; as, the failure to keep a promise. 3. Want of success; the state of having failed. 4. Decay, or defect from decay; deterioration; as, the failure of memory or of sight. 5. A becoming insolvent; bankruptcy; suspension of payment; as, failure in business. 6. A failing; a slight fault. [Obs.] --Johnson. Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

Hmmm interesting somehow I don't think that explains these guys!

Thanks to the sites that I stole these pics from (I'm lazy whatever)

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Dumb de dumb dumb

and thats what its all about said the zebra haha interesting stuff. Stupid people why are there so many in the world and how can you find out if you are a "stupid person" well here is a small test to help you figure it out and then depending on the result make plans for your suicide or not.

• If you think lighting a fart is the funniest thing ever and should be made into a TV show.

• When you see a mother breast feeding in public you have a perv and tell all your mates you saw the sweetest set of bubblies ever and she totally wanted you.
  

• If you have a bumper sticker on your bumper that says 'honk if your horny'.

• If your uncle is also your brother end it now 10 4 big buddy.

• You think monster truck racing is cool and a real sport.

• If you drive a hybrid car, figure it out people how do you think we make electricity? We burn coal you save the earth wanna be hippy freak buy a horse.

• If you read this blog...
  

If you answer yes to any of these questions you are an idiot!
This test can also be used to find out if your a red neck as well, the two are the same most of the time yeeeeehaaaaaa grandma.

I took the test did you?

P.S. I answered yes to all of those questions bring out the executioner.

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