Ein Goldie Ein Friend
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Theres more to Hitler then people know, this is the story of his goldfish Ein Goldie.
The world was gripped by war and Hitler seemed unstoppable if it was not for the courages acts of a goldfish named Ein Goldie the war may not of ended like it did. Hitler was given Ein Goldie as a present from his mama and poppa a year before the war began some people say that it was the goldfish that started it all.
One day while walking down the street he was picked on and called names like fish f**ker and fin feeler for having a small glass bowl containing his precious fish. Hitler carried Goldie everywhere until the taunts and name calling overwhelmed him and he could no longer bring his friend on his various trips.
Hitlers appearance changed soon after to resemble Goldie's with his small black beard like feature under its nose and a strange looking hair coloring on its little scaly head, Hitlers obsession with his pet had reached a new level.
Ein Goldie was said to be the only creature able to communicate with the freaky Fuhrer about personal issues and the two grew inseparable due to Hitlers invention of the pocket goldfish carrier and goldfish transport mobile, the Volkswagen.
The romance was not to last, on the 30 April 1945 Ein Goldie was found by Hitler floating upside down in his fishbowl the early signs were that Goldie had died due to the build up of ammonia in his tank caused by poop but some say Goldie had made the ultimate sacrifice and is a hero.
Hitler was distraught and inconsolable chopping of his ear in a fit of sadness, he could no longer go on without his fishy friend, the war ended that day when Hitler put a bullet in his head, his last words were Ein Goldie Ein friend.
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