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Dear Diary

Thursday, July 31, 2008

I have a pretty diary.

Dear blog diary I think I have figured out why my brain is not working proper good and...stuff, I think its to much sleep! Its the insomnia that gets the blood flowing into ideas I say at 2 in the morning anyways I'm going on a sleep strike until I am back at being the smartest man in the world again, I need a carton of smokes and a starbucks built on my face stat.

You may be saying that not sleeping makes me dumb because you need sleep but hey whatever I don't care what you have to say because I'm smarter then you because I am not going to sleep and junk.

So in conclusion I believe that all world war can be ended with a hug and a shag...wait where was I? Yeah sleep who needs it? So over the next few weeks keep an eye out for a sharp increase of amazingnessisim to start appearing on my blog or not I don't care I'm going to bed.

My plan for world domination:

R. random punching of people.
A. angus (not anus get your head out of the gutter).
N. no more random crap.
D. duh.
O. Oh boy.
M. money money money.

8 comments:

Cool Papa July 31, 2008 at 4:45 AM  

A demon with a diary. Damn for eternity and wants to whine about it. What a wussy!

Anonymous July 31, 2008 at 8:14 AM  

wow, dude, you're a little out there. maybe you do need some sleep. although i do agree with you on the money issue, and i think i know a few people that need a good punch, but hey you need to lighten up a bit.

Static July 31, 2008 at 2:40 PM  

I hear Fukitol is the drug of choice in this instance. See your doc and get a script.

Angry_Clown July 31, 2008 at 2:46 PM  

Yes I will aha I get it, play on words very good! SMILEY ME make me as famous as Static!

Anonymous August 2, 2008 at 1:55 AM  

Best of luck at world domination. My plans to take over the world are going smoothly. Just another few Africans and then it's onto Mongolia.

Kaplaa!

Angry_Clown August 2, 2008 at 10:01 PM  

World domination? I want world, universe and the after life, think big!

Static August 5, 2008 at 11:58 AM  

[think big!]

Like my penis?

Angry_Clown August 5, 2008 at 2:09 PM  

someone gave you there penis as a present because you miss yours? ahahhaaaa

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