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Dear Diary

Thursday, July 31, 2008

I have a pretty diary.

Dear blog diary I think I have figured out why my brain is not working proper good and...stuff, I think its to much sleep! Its the insomnia that gets the blood flowing into ideas I say at 2 in the morning anyways I'm going on a sleep strike until I am back at being the smartest man in the world again, I need a carton of smokes and a starbucks built on my face stat.

You may be saying that not sleeping makes me dumb because you need sleep but hey whatever I don't care what you have to say because I'm smarter then you because I am not going to sleep and junk.

So in conclusion I believe that all world war can be ended with a hug and a shag...wait where was I? Yeah sleep who needs it? So over the next few weeks keep an eye out for a sharp increase of amazingnessisim to start appearing on my blog or not I don't care I'm going to bed.

My plan for world domination:

R. random punching of people.
A. angus (not anus get your head out of the gutter).
N. no more random crap.
D. duh.
O. Oh boy.
M. money money money.


threio July 31, 2008 at 4:45 AM  

A demon with a diary. Damn for eternity and wants to whine about it. What a wussy!

historylover July 31, 2008 at 8:14 AM  

wow, dude, you're a little out there. maybe you do need some sleep. although i do agree with you on the money issue, and i think i know a few people that need a good punch, but hey you need to lighten up a bit.

~Static~ July 31, 2008 at 2:40 PM  

I hear Fukitol is the drug of choice in this instance. See your doc and get a script.

Damian (666) July 31, 2008 at 2:46 PM  

Yes I will aha I get it, play on words very good! SMILEY ME make me as famous as Static!

Qelqoth August 2, 2008 at 1:55 AM  

Best of luck at world domination. My plans to take over the world are going smoothly. Just another few Africans and then it's onto Mongolia.


Damian (666) August 2, 2008 at 10:01 PM  

World domination? I want world, universe and the after life, think big!

~Static~ August 5, 2008 at 11:58 AM  

[think big!]

Like my penis?

Damian (666) August 5, 2008 at 2:09 PM  

someone gave you there penis as a present because you miss yours? ahahhaaaa

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