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Is this a regular occurrence its 2 in the morning and your haven't had a wink of sleep heres some steps from Damoz directs sleep guide that you can follow! WOW

1. Start writing a new satanic bible trying to get your head around religion will surely knock you out! If that doesn't work try
2. Eating several different types of rat bait, rat bait is a natural relaxant! OR
3. Start an argument with your wife or significant other that will almost certainly tire you out! eg Hey bitch wake the f**k up we need more rat bait! OR
4. Try having a root although it might be a bit hard after that fight you just had...naughty naughty! OR
5. Try chasing midgets, I know a good midget hunt always tires me out but remember to catch and release! OR
6. Dress up as a zombie and scare little kids threw there windows! Haha the fun never stops!
7. and my favorite start a blog! The constant running from website to website trying to get people to view your piece of crap will have you in bed in no time! WOW

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plus $58.00 postage and handling results may vary no refunds given may cause a rash around your balls and sudden death in extreme cases an extra $100.00 is required on delivery Damoz direct accepts no responsibility for unwanted births caused by lesson 4.

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