Thursday, July 31, 2008
Having trouble sleeping? Well looks like you need the sleep guide from Damoz direct, thats right a comprehensive guide on what to do if you can't sleep!
Is this a regular occurrence its 2 in the morning and your haven't had a wink of sleep heres some steps from Damoz directs sleep guide that you can follow! WOW
- Start writing a new satanic bible trying to get your head around religion will surely knock you out! If that doesn't work try
- Eating several different types of rat bait, rat bait is a natural relaxant! OR
- Start an argument with your wife or significant other that will almost certainly tire you out! eg Hey bitch wake the f**k up we need more rat bait! OR
- Try having a root although it might be a bit hard after that fight you just had...naughty naughty! OR
- Try chasing midgets, I know a good midget hunt always tires me out but remember to catch and release! OR
- Dress up as a zombie and scare little kids threw there windows! Haha the fun never stops!
- and my favorite start a blog! The constant running from website to website trying to get people to view your piece of crap will have you in bed in no time! WOW
plus $58.00 postage and handling results may vary no refunds given may cause a rash around your balls and sudden death in extreme cases an extra $100.00 is required on delivery Damoz direct accepts no responsibility for unwanted births caused by lesson 4.
I know I'm buying one for me and one for my mom! I love ya mom ya bitch.