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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Oh hi I didn't see you there come on in pull out a chair, have a muffin and a smoke but don't catch cancer or you'll die!

World famous zombie porn star

Anyways I was just telling my imaginary friend Vlad the Impaler about some of the types of movies that have come out recently and how f**ked up as a civilization are we that we get heaps and heaps of enjoyment from watching people kill themselves and blow things up on the big screen how sick is that s**t! I mean really what the hell people and if the "blood and guts" or the "special effects" don't look enough like the real thing we get pissed off and say its a s**t film.

Most of the time the storyline is just there to get the most action and special effects out of the movie its like porn that tries to tell a story it just isn't right!

So go and watch your horror movies and slasher flicks and see people stab and shoot each other and then all there guts fall out and dogs eat there guts and zombies rip out there brains and Hugh Grant falls in love thats just sick you freaks!

Anyways what was the purpose of this post? STOP MAKING PORN MOVIES WITH STORY LINES THEY ARE NOT ACTORS ! (it ruins the mood)

3 comments:

threio July 31, 2008 at 4:43 AM  

What U don't like talk while you are searching for the lotion?

Damian (666) August 1, 2008 at 9:29 PM  

Searching for the lotion? I keep a bottle in my pocket, ya never know when ya might need it!

~Static~ August 5, 2008 at 2:21 PM  

Actually I see your point.

The big special effects and CG animation in movies nowadays replace needing to have a good script and dialogue.

Just like the sex action in porn movies do the same.

I didn't know there were zombie porn actors. That's disgusting.

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