I thought that tittle would get your attention and this post has nothing to do with innocents whatever that is, once again i am just going to ramble of some random words and hope they don't make sense.
IN STORES NOW!This week i will be on the cover of model magazine its a huge honor as I've only been a model for a week but my career has taken me to France, Spain the USA and all over the world. My first shoot was for a company that sells cheese and cheese related products over the internet they are now one of the largest online sellers of cheese in the world thanks to me! I have earned over $10 and am now looking at buying a 20 story house on the lovely Gold Coast i have also met some of the worlds most famous people from Samantha Tungaralla who played Alice in the movie jungle Jims wild and erotic adventures in Antarctica to Steve the accountant.
If you were thinking of getting into modeling i would say this... do it or fake it like me!
IN STORES NOW!
16 comments:
When U start putting retard porn on your site? I am appalled by this type of comedy!
your just jealous because you weren't on the cover!
You will be famous and easy to capture.
It is quite obvious from your cover photo that cheese is your favorite food... that is judging by your double chin and yellowed teeth it may also possibly be lard. But most certainly must be cheese. Yes.
dude, is that a soul patch or a piercing? Or is it a piercing with a patch of pubic hair glued to it?
a little from column A and a little from column B.
Bullshit that's plain old dirt on his face!
Its old moldy cheese i keep it there in case of emergencies and its also a piercing I'm hip and down with the 412 or something...yeah I'm cool.
hip piercings are hot, especially the ones that go right through the iliac crest
Get a what where with what hey huh?
How about a piercing right thru the taint out the cock? Painful for sure and it collects lots of frumunda cheese I bet.
Yes superb!
Alright then. You go first?
Ok a need an old priest, a new priest and a rusty nail.
a new priest, an old priest and a rusty nail walk into a bar, the bartender turns to the rusty nail and says, "look, i can serve you despite your being an inanimate object but we don't serve no fucking child molesters in here so your friends gotta go."
that's all i've got ...
LMAO all praise Jet...sexually!
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