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The death of innocence (I know I spelt it wrong)

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

I thought that tittle would get your attention and this post has nothing to do with innocents whatever that is, once again i am just going to ramble of some random words and hope they don't make sense.

IN STORES NOW!

This week i will be on the cover of model magazine its a huge honor as I've only been a model for a week but my career has taken me to France, Spain the USA and all over the world. My first shoot was for a company that sells cheese and cheese related products over the internet they are now one of the largest online sellers of cheese in the world thanks to me! I have earned over $10 and am now looking at buying a 20 story house on the lovely Gold Coast i have also met some of the worlds most famous people from Samantha Tungaralla who played Alice in the movie jungle Jims wild and erotic adventures in Antarctica to Steve the accountant.
If you were thinking of getting into modeling i would say this... do it or fake it like me!

16 comments:

threio July 15, 2008 at 1:57 PM  

When U start putting retard porn on your site? I am appalled by this type of comedy!

Damian (666) July 15, 2008 at 2:19 PM  

your just jealous because you weren't on the cover!

Kelly July 15, 2008 at 2:23 PM  

You will be famous and easy to capture.

~Static~ July 16, 2008 at 12:55 PM  

It is quite obvious from your cover photo that cheese is your favorite food... that is judging by your double chin and yellowed teeth it may also possibly be lard. But most certainly must be cheese. Yes.

Jet Fisher July 17, 2008 at 3:22 PM  

dude, is that a soul patch or a piercing? Or is it a piercing with a patch of pubic hair glued to it?

Damian (666) July 17, 2008 at 4:15 PM  

a little from column A and a little from column B.

threio July 18, 2008 at 12:33 PM  

Bullshit that's plain old dirt on his face!

Damian (666) July 19, 2008 at 1:45 AM  

Its old moldy cheese i keep it there in case of emergencies and its also a piercing I'm hip and down with the 412 or something...yeah I'm cool.

Jet Fisher July 19, 2008 at 2:39 AM  

hip piercings are hot, especially the ones that go right through the iliac crest

Damian (666) July 19, 2008 at 10:13 AM  

Get a what where with what hey huh?

~Static~ July 19, 2008 at 11:18 AM  

How about a piercing right thru the taint out the cock? Painful for sure and it collects lots of frumunda cheese I bet.

Damian (666) July 19, 2008 at 1:22 PM  

Yes superb!

~Static~ July 20, 2008 at 9:42 AM  

Alright then. You go first?

Damian (666) July 20, 2008 at 11:41 AM  

Ok a need an old priest, a new priest and a rusty nail.

Jet Fisher July 21, 2008 at 4:31 PM  

a new priest, an old priest and a rusty nail walk into a bar, the bartender turns to the rusty nail and says, "look, i can serve you despite your being an inanimate object but we don't serve no fucking child molesters in here so your friends gotta go."
that's all i've got ...

Damian (666) July 21, 2008 at 5:41 PM  

LMAO all praise Jet...sexually!

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