Statics love is like no other

This blog is fast turning into a raunchy love fest but that the way we like it.

After my boat dilemma i finally met up with my fuzzy haired lawyer friend Static he led me to another ship apparently the last one was a canoe but these things happen.
So back to the shores of Faroe and back to the war front well around the corner from the war front.

As soon as we arrived Static and I met a squadron of Threio's puffins which were no trouble for us due to the good running away from we gave to them, our only option was another cruise ship called the princess something, we didn't have the money for a ticket so we did what we could and hijacked the massive ship using a screw driver and a live crab that i had caught earlier that day for the purpose of teasing.

4 days on the ship our moral was running low i knew i had to do something and i had to do it fast then slow the fast...then slow. The orgy we had really cheered us up as Static lived out a fantasy of his that involved a midget a demon and George Bush i didn't understand the fantasy until i was up to my knees in...um thats another story. Whats next on this magical voyage?

We need troops to take on the role of cheese men and fight against the horrific beak of king Threio if you think you have got what it takes that would be awesome!