Threio in the Mist

Freaken awesome movie!

Threio's bird warriors must be close now i can smell bird poop in the air even over my normal cheese odor which is the best smell money can buy, Static is still farting around with Luscious Lolita even after I've had a go but i guess he likes going sloppy seconds and eating my old cheese.
The pole dance paradise is now covered in junk and crap but we still have complete control of the ship but for how long i wonder surely Threio will be here soon we just have to wait.
A lite mist has come over the ship and we have no idea what is in the mist or whats causing it, its very odd I'm afraid this could be my last post before I'm captured.
Its hard to believe all this is because of the price of cheese!