LULZ MOAR conspiracy!

The English language isn't dead its just been raped and spat on by the internet community and mobile phone owners that are to lazy to type the extra letter to spell it correctly or press the call button to use their mouths to speak (which is the rest of the world). This has to stop! before long we will be abbreviating everything and the common looser like me will be left out of the conversation all together.

My anger towards this came to a head when I had to understand what the hell people where talking about on the webs and its getting worse with the introduction of what I believe to be a smart donkey or other horse like animal that is now making up words to confuse and belittle us without us knowing.

What is wrong with the old language? Some might say it doesn't represent the new age thinking of a computer lover or represent the awesomeness of the internet or even explain people laughing eg- LOL LMAO LMGDAO PMSL ROL LULZ and more...

None of this is correct! The real reason behind it is that we are lazy and typing all those extra letters could cause our finger tips to explode and shrivel up in pain therefore causing a massive meltdown of the web and the stoppage of important information getting threw on blogs and real sites, like what Billy had for lunch or something about some stupid pirate sexing up sea creatures and we can't have that!

In conclusion... STOP BEING FUCKING LAZY AND USE GOODA ENGLISH YAR MEAN?

Couldn't find a picture of a donkey typing

P.S. oK did you gets lulz you want some moar you epic failure try being a winnar next time.