Monday, September 8, 2008
It all started on a Wednesday, or not how the fark should I know? Anyways my childhood (wow I can hear the sighs from here) was an awesome childhood but I was a little cunt thats right I used the very very bad word because thats how bad I was, as a young fella I would cause so much shit and hurt as many people as possible until I was 17 then I decided to go on an arson spree whilst being drunk. It was all fun until I got caught then it kinda sucked.
During my criminal years I missed out on a lot of schooling and education and after my trouble I went into hiding and haven't really come out much except for work and women until a year or so ago I caught fire at work which is ironic but deserved except for the falling down butt naked and flaming while breaking my arm and having a fire extinguisher emptied on me bit.
So now I spend all my time on the internet, playing X box and watching Buffy just to make sure I never get in the shit again. (I'm a nerrrddddd)
Anyways my education as you can tell isn't the best and everything I know I've taught myself but I still think I have some knowledge to offer or at least some lulz even if it isn't written correctly or makes any sense or doesn't offer any knowledge...or humor, and they lived happily ever after until she died of cancer THE END.
P.S. Damn this is a shit post. Qelqoth sniff my balls don't lick em...ya happy now? Satanic enough for ya and look I even put in a link so people don't think I'm crazy.