Unmotivated Bum Syndrome

A classic case of unmotivated bum syndrome.

Motivation sucks not just the word because its hard to spell but the whole damn concept is hard but maybe thats because I'm unmotivated which for a wannabe humor writer makes me feel like a bum, which is another name for a humor blogger oohhh I went there.

My motivation problem or lack of motivation problem hit me around the time that people started reading this blog and expecting cleverness and witty remarks on my behalf and it continued until I asked another author (Static) what I can do about my problem and he said that I have "a classic case of comedy block" which made no sense to me and was not much help at all but after thinking about it for a little while it came to me like a flash of light in my gray matter which was followed by an intense headache and some numbness in my left arm, "comedy block" is a major problem for humor writers and the lack of motivation and ideas can be used for motivation, makes sense? No thought so.

There are a few things that you can do to help improve your motivation in all things not just writing so try these if you find yourself lacking brain power!

Getting drunk, simple and affective but can work better if an orgy follows the consumption of various liquors. liquor in the front poker in the rear!

Getting stoned, although I hate stoner's and believe they are all tree hugging hippies that have nothing good to offer anyone ever, the lighting of a "blunt" can on occasion be helpful in the search for mystical creatures and lulz. Warning, remember that everything is funny on weed so never post what you've written while stoned until you've read it straight!

Actually the only way to force motivation and ideas to flow is threw mind bending drugs and alcohol so just get wasted and remember these things can also cause brain malfunctions so try not to do it more then twice a day except for orgy's, they can be done and SHOULD be done as many times a day as possible and all photos should be forwarded to me!