Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Things each candidate must know in order to become president of the United States
1.) Obama's new strategy is simple. Get breast implants.
Obama tells America exactly what's on his mind.
2.) I think it's an obvious choice for McCain to become a black female in order to win the most votes.
McCain shows America exactly what's on his mind.
3.) Finally, get rid of your running mates. Biden and Palin are a couple of twits.
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Why You Should Vote Republican
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