Why did the chicken cross the road? To get a crude oil bath!

"How did the earth get destroyed?" " A big rock hit it"...LAME!

The world didn't end if you haven't noticed and I don't know about you but I'm totally pissed! What do we have to do to destroy the world? I mean creating a black hole is about as far as you can go towards bringing the earth to its knees like a cheap hooker (Hi Sasha, we still on for Friday?) without dropping a couple of hundred nukes!

When are we going to learn that if we want to destroy everything then we are going to have to drop the big bombs and stop wasting our time on stupid science experiments unless it creates zombies then that would be hell wicked because I could kick some zombie ass and go all day of the dead on ya'll and I've always wondered what brains taste like?

So now we have to wait for the next thing to come along and I'm kind of sick of waiting and getting all my hopes up then having them crushed when tomorrow comes. How long is this global warming going to take?

"Oh no we are killing the earth very very...very slowly" stop your complaining Greens and start thinking of people like me! Is there a group for us? Hell no but maybe there should be! We could be called 'Brownies or something gay like that and we could push all our beliefs and ideas onto everyone and call them liars when they don't have the same view as us! We could have cool slogans like "save a krill eat a whale " and we could hug trees with chain saws and give penguins baths with crude oil.

That sounds like awesome fun and gives me something to do while waiting for the scientists to fix the earth not ending problem! Stupid scientists.