Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Halloween owwww scary, well not really is it meant to be scary? The scariest thing about Halloween isn't the costumes or the decorations, they're just lame, the scariest thing about Halloween is the massive amount of candy being consumed by already obese children.
The large corporations have a strangle hold on every god damn holiday there is except for maybe some of the Muslim and Islamic holidays but they don't count because there not real holidays and they are all terrorists anyways. Who wants to celebrate blow up a bus day, not me thats for sure!
So the scariest thing about Halloween is candy? Sounds lame but I guess thats because it is lame, what ever happened to the holiday being about hunting down innocent ladies, branding them witches and burning them at the stake?
Why cant we bring back the witch hunt? There are lots of Goths out there and wannabe witches and I'm sure no one would miss them. We could at least sacrifice a goat or two, wheres the harm in that I ask you?
So this Halloween think of the children and give them a knife and a goat to massacre instead of candy and teach them a valuable lesson about the true meaning of the holiday, its about murder and scaring the shit out of people anyway you can and we should never forget that!