Thursday, November 6, 2008
So there I was about to have some fun with a hot chick with a new trick when Kelly pulled up and popped a blue pill in my mouth and told me about his crappy adventure into the world of religion, by the way it was a red pill, thanks Kelly I've never tripped so hard in my life I was tripping off my balls!
I knew Kelly had no idea about the right religion for him so decided to take him on an adventure into Satanism and the dark arts, stopping in at all the others on the way to spiritual enlightenment, what ever that is?
Singing a runaway pop hit I grabbed Kelly by the balls and headed to the first stop on the wacky religion train (theres a train now). We hit the Pagans and "witches" hard, they were hot and thought this might be the one, the chicks were loose and ready to root us all over, it ended when they tried to chop our willys off with a ceremonial dagger and feed them to their "she God" , we pulled out quick...literally! (hehe)
I was running out of ideas and interest when Kelly suggested Islam, hhmm I thought why not? We headed to a large penis shaped building that had the words "death to the infidels" written across the front. After several hours of listening to some guy talk (we think) we all jumped on a bus and headed for Israel we got off when they asked us to strap dynamite to our asses.
I needed to get home and pleasure 8 or 9 more chicks and a donkey, so we ended that days adventure with a beer and some more "red pills".
We will be back again tomorrow and maybe even find the right religion for Kelly and who knows maybe the right religion full stop!
Coming soon to a computer screen near you!