Love sux scrot

I've found something out in the last few weeks and that is relationships sux large amounts of scrotum, sure I've never been in a real relationship and the closest thing to a commitment I've ever done is keep a doctors appointment but I know I'm right and everyone else is wrong.


Why have I come to this conclusion so therefore it is the correct decision and everyone else should also come to this conclusion? Because I have eyes and ears and have witnessed enough pain and crap happening to my mates and people around me for me to know to stay away from the opposite sex unless its to get my freak on, which is almost an annual event!

Ok I lie I've had an expierience recently, you see I thought I was in love with someone until something happened one night between me and her and a couple of other people, it was fun at the time but made me question the whole "love" situation the next day.

If someone can do this then I want to limit my exposure to it as much as possible and whats so good about a relationship anyways?

Sex? Thats just a click away anyways.

Love? Thats what happens right before you get hurt.

So why try, ok heres a reason if you don't try you will never know, at least I tried and now I know and knowing is half the battle, thanks Optimus Prime! Transformers roll out.