Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Fat fatty fatty fat fat...fatty do you hear these names on a daily basis, do you suffer from cankles, have more then one chin and not the Chinese type, do you need a team of people to wipe your ass and haven't seen your penis...ever?
Here at Angry Clown we know the struggle you go threw every day just to put on jeans or wash your back and even masturbating can be a pain in the ass (pun) you fat fuck and we think you can do something about it.
Well my friend I to suffer from being overweight, only slightly I'm more muscular then fat so I have come up with some ways to loose weight without jumping on board those crazy fads, theres no grapefruits or carb counting here you fatty.
So in the Angry Clown tradition heres a list of 7 exercises and nonphysical methods for you to loose weight you tub of rotting lard.
1. The "graze it off" method is most popular among teens that take loosing weight to the extreme, all you need is a truck and a rope then just hang on and watch those pounds scrape away! (Best results achieved at 65 MPH)
2. The "burn it off" method is great for those fat fucking arsonists that could spare a few spare tires, take some fuel (if you can afford it) and a lighter! The fat will just melt away!
3. The "slice it off" is for those serial psychos that can't put down the knife, why not use your skills to loose some lard you psycho fat fucka.
4. The "stitch" method is used before you need to loose weight, the idea here is that if you stitch your lips together theres no way you can eat thus loosing the kilos.
5. The "hand removal" technique is used when you just cant put down the cheeseburger you hippo, remove the hands, remove the temptation to pick up stuff.
6. The "just don't eat it and and try exercising you massive fat whale that makes me and the rest of the world sick" method is the hardest and may not work for everyone, the name is self explanatory.
7. The "die...t" is simple if your dead you will loose weight, this is a favorite among disturbed teens and single fathers.
So there ya have it a few simple ways to loose weight and hopefully keep it off and remember if you put it on you can take it off you fatso!