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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Fat fatty fatty fat fat...fatty do you hear these names on a daily basis, do you suffer from cankles, have more then one chin and not the Chinese type, do you need a team of people to wipe your ass and haven't seen your penis...ever?

Here at Angry Clown we know the struggle you go threw every day just to put on jeans or wash your back and even masturbating can be a pain in the ass (pun) you fat fuck and we think you can do something about it.

Anyone else feel woozy ?

Well my friend I to suffer from being overweight, only slightly I'm more muscular then fat so I have come up with some ways to loose weight without jumping on board those crazy fads, theres no grapefruits or carb counting here you fatty.

So in the Angry Clown tradition heres a list of 7 exercises and nonphysical methods for you to loose weight you tub of rotting lard.

1. The "graze it off" method is most popular among teens that take loosing weight to the extreme, all you need is a truck and a rope then just hang on and watch those pounds scrape away! (Best results achieved at 65 MPH)

2. The "burn it off" method is great for those fat fucking arsonists that could spare a few spare tires, take some fuel (if you can afford it) and a lighter! The fat will just melt away!

3. The "slice it off" is for those serial psychos that can't put down the knife, why not use your skills to loose some lard you psycho fat fucka.

4. The "stitch" method is used before you need to loose weight, the idea here is that if you stitch your lips together theres no way you can eat thus loosing the kilos.

5. The "hand removal" technique is used when you just cant put down the cheeseburger you hippo, remove the hands, remove the temptation to pick up stuff.

6. The "just don't eat it and and try exercising you massive fat whale that makes me and the rest of the world sick" method is the hardest and may not work for everyone, the name is self explanatory.

7. The "die...t" is simple if your dead you will loose weight, this is a favorite among disturbed teens and single fathers.

So there ya have it a few simple ways to loose weight and hopefully keep it off and remember if you put it on you can take it off you fatso!

The Angry Clown takes no responsibility for deaths and injury's caused by fat dick heads that actually do anything I've posted, peace fatty

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7 comments:

~Static~ November 19, 2008 at 8:21 AM  

Yowza!

Offensive, vile, repulsive, disgusting. And in more than one way. A literal assault upon the eyes and all senses. You are sick and depraved.

That's hot.

Damian (666) November 19, 2008 at 12:04 PM  

Cheers mate, I like to think its "classic" angry clown!

Kelly November 20, 2008 at 2:12 PM  

Those fattys have one thing going for 'em. They're to sneak a dozen Big Macs under their belly flabs when going inside a movie theater.

~Static~ November 20, 2008 at 2:51 PM  

@All - Fat girls give great head. As a matter of fact they actually give deep throat head and take it up the butt. Because they are hungry. And because they have little else going on for themselves and will put in extra effort.

HOT girls on the other hand not only don’t appreciate this but expect guys to fall at their feet and give them the world, she knows she can have 10 other guys doing the same thing at any given time. She puts little to no effort into the relationship and expects her looks to be enough. And never eats because she's anorexic or bulimic, and never gives head or takes it up the butt.

Fat chicks rule. Unless they are lesbians.

Damian (666) November 21, 2008 at 12:08 AM  

Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round!

King of New York Hacks November 21, 2008 at 12:15 PM  

Like the old sayin goes , fat girls are like mopeds, fun to ride til your friend sees you on one !

~Static~ November 22, 2008 at 12:25 PM  

More cushion for the pushin'?

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