The fat flash

The following series of events written in this post is based on a true story and readers discretion is advised...

yeah ok whatever, fucken weirdo!

My plan for world domination was put into action today, yes thats right WORLD DOMINATION (ambiance). It might not seem like there are a lot of things one can do outside of the netz when trying to TAKE OVER THE WORLD (more ambiance) but! I have discovered that if you want to get your point across then sometimes you have to force it.

WORLD DOMINATION. (eh blah)

Whilst shopping for a new mobile phone today I noticed a large sum of computers hooked up to the netz for the cumstainers (customers) to look at porn or the best deals online or some crap.

As one does while being around a large sum of computers and with the urge to TAKE OVER THE WORLD I made the crazy decision to turn all the home pages from the boring crappy phone company's own site to Angry Clown!

This worked well! With all off the computers being changed (for the better) in the mobile phone store I decided to take the show on the road, stopping in and changing the home pages of at least 20 other stores in the center, I had never felt happier until...

...Security was called and with a woosh and a blangodo splat? I was out off there like a really really fast fat man with roles of lard and hair flopping out of every uncovered part of my body, I was the fat flash I tells ya!

After my amazing and brave escape from the clutches of EVILLLL... I went back! As you do after doing crime, and found a group of people at almost all the computers laughing while the retail assistants ran around looking worried turning off all the computers as they went.

This was truly my greatest moment and have more planned now I have a taste for danger, my plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD is almost complete, all I need is access to everyones computer and BLAMMO- WORLD DOMINATION! I also cant wait to piss more people off!