Sunday, February 22, 2009
Ever find yourself stuck in a lift with a fowl smell arising from the big sweaty bald fat man besides you? Yeah me too, want revenge at the expense of your dignity and possibly Youtube fame, then take a huge dump on his shoe using his tie for toilet paper.
Revenge on people can take many forms from dumping on someones shoes to sleeping with their partners or parents (no one wants someone to bone their mother or father).
Anyways what are the best plots for revenge you've seen carried out do you have the urge to serve someone that cold deadly food known as revenge?
Heres some ideas for all you scorned women and yes I know its all women that do the revenging because men don't hold grudges and have mental breakdowns over crap.
We all like a bit of excitement when it comes to revenge and we all like to see a fight, when ever we see a women screaming at a man in the street everyone knows to blame the bloke and yell "U go gal" and "kick his ass" so if you need to yell and scream but want some approval for it then do it in plain site of the public like a city street
If your more of a private person that bottles it up until one day you explode then take the revengee out bush with a shovel and a bucket of lime, I wont finish the rest of this one.
If your a women and I'm pretty sure you are then there a few things that you can aim at destroying of your rat bastard partners that will piss him off no end! These include cars, boats, widescreen TV, motorbike and of course you can cut off his penis but that would just be nuts hahaaa (pun).
So these are all classics and have been done before if you want to be totally original then you have severe mental issues and should seek help you crazy bitch.
One more word of advice, GET OVER IT!