Fat Lift Man

Ever find yourself stuck in a lift with a fowl smell arising from the big sweaty bald fat man besides you? Yeah me too, want revenge at the expense of your dignity and possibly Youtube fame, then take a huge dump on his shoe using his tie for toilet paper.

Revenge on people can take many forms from dumping on someones shoes to sleeping with their partners or parents (no one wants someone to bone their mother or father).

Anyways what are the best plots for revenge you've seen carried out do you have the urge to serve someone that cold deadly food known as revenge?

Heres some ideas for all you scorned women and yes I know its all women that do the revenging because men don't hold grudges and have mental breakdowns over crap.

We all like a bit of excitement when it comes to revenge and we all like to see a fight, when ever we see a women screaming at a man in the street everyone knows to blame the bloke and yell "U go gal" and "kick his ass" so if you need to yell and scream but want some approval for it then do it in plain site of the public like a city street

If your more of a private person that bottles it up until one day you explode then take the revengee out bush with a shovel and a bucket of lime, I wont finish the rest of this one.

If your a women and I'm pretty sure you are then there a few things that you can aim at destroying of your rat bastard partners that will piss him off no end! These include cars, boats, widescreen TV, motorbike and of course you can cut off his penis but that would just be nuts hahaaa (pun).


So these are all classics and have been done before if you want to be totally original then you have severe mental issues and should seek help you crazy bitch.

One more word of advice, GET OVER IT!

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What The Hell?

Here's a goddamn video clip for ya, filled with joy and uplifting sentiment.

BOING!

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Hiya Karate Tits

Christ Jebus on lollerskates.
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What does the rest of the world call this technique, hiya karate tits? This is made of God and Win. There needs to be an Olympic beer can tit smashing event. She would certainly get a gold medal, since there seems to be few competitors with massive jugs like hers.

Can you imagine if she hit you with one of those? She'd either knock you out or kill ya all kinds of dead.

I wonder if they bruise easily, like a watermelon or cantalopes do? The second thing that comes to mind is, are they actually real, is this some kind of stunt that involves prosthetic breasts? I think those knockers need to be inspected to ensure there is no trickery involved.

Busty Heart has some notoriety for her talent so far, having her own website, appearances on various shows including that clip from "America's Got Talent".

Angry Clown will have a follow up report on the identity and background of this woman, and the authenticity of her talents.

In the meantime, you can see m0ar tit smashing fun at the following links:

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What we want

Yeah!

This post is for me and all those men out there that are sick of bending over backwards for the ladies and never getting anything in return!

I've heard a lot about what women want over the years, boy I've heard a lot and I'm sure all you men out there have heard a lot to and some awesome chicks that like a good muff dive occasionally.

Heres an update for all the women out there, "WE WANT STUFF TO" sure its a bit different to what women want but if the ladies out there stopped to ask once in while then there would be less arguments over stupid little things like toilet seats!

I would be happy if once in a while I was asked what I wanted but I never get asked so I'm writing a post about it because I can.

So heres a little list about the things that men want and women take notes because every bloke wants the same thing!!

1. We want the toilet seat up! You may think that we just forget to put it back down but we don't, up is easier and therefore the logical choice!

2. We want the women to stop hassling us about things around the house, I don't care what color the blinds are I'm so stuffed when I get home from work that I'm never going to see them anyway, if you asked what color the beer should be then I would have an opinion .

3. Feelings, men don't have them so don't try and connect we don't have them deep down inside just waiting to come out in a sea of tears and a connection to our feminine side, what you see is what you get!

4. Men like only a few things and not many things make us really happy, what makes me happy (an average bloke) is sports, beers, cars, tools, fishing, boobs, fights, sex and naked women, thats it!

5. Men don't like a lot of things that women like, well everything that women like men don't, here are just a few, chick flicks, opera, talking, talking about feelings, hugging, cuddling, walking, reading, spending time with family, spending time with her friends, her spending time with his friends, "quite time", shopping, going for a drive in the country, picnics, dinners at restaurants, having "brunch" with friends, crafts and listening to Shania Twain or anything resembling, thats about it.

So all you women out there write this down and ask your man every now and then what they want and you will be happier for it!

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