Hiya Karate Tits

Christ Jebus on lollerskates.
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What does the rest of the world call this technique, hiya karate tits? This is made of God and Win. There needs to be an Olympic beer can tit smashing event. She would certainly get a gold medal, since there seems to be few competitors with massive jugs like hers.

Can you imagine if she hit you with one of those? She'd either knock you out or kill ya all kinds of dead.

I wonder if they bruise easily, like a watermelon or cantalopes do? The second thing that comes to mind is, are they actually real, is this some kind of stunt that involves prosthetic breasts? I think those knockers need to be inspected to ensure there is no trickery involved.

Busty Heart has some notoriety for her talent so far, having her own website, appearances on various shows including that clip from "America's Got Talent".

Angry Clown will have a follow up report on the identity and background of this woman, and the authenticity of her talents.

In the meantime, you can see m0ar tit smashing fun at the following links:

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Remembering SpongeBob

Sponge Bob Square Pants is dead! Sponge Bob died after a five hour hostage situation in which the accused sponge held the National Bikini Bottom bank in Bikini Bottom up in a failed robbery attempt and shot four bank workers when as wittinesses say "he snapped" shooting rounds into the air. Police eventually stormed the bank shooting Sponge Bob and several other people "accidentally" in the head five or six times.

SpongeBob on a wild 7 hour krabby patty binge

The sponges gay lover Patrick Star later told police when asked why he might of held up the bank that Sponge Bobs addiction to krabby patties had reached an all time high Patrick said he was consuming a thousand dollars worth of the now illegal hamburgers a day which were banned after the secret patty formula was found to be a massive dose of LSD.

He was selling his ass on the street Patrick said until his ass was struck down with common street worker illness "loose goose".

The news of his death has hit children around the world hard and a memorial will be held next week. Patrick and Squidward are believed to be starting a charity to help kids stay off Krabby patties called " The SpongeBob SquarePants memorial stay off Krabby Patties foundation for kids or die" or TSBSPMSOPFFKOD for short.

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