Hiya Karate Tits

Christ Jebus on lollerskates.
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What does the rest of the world call this technique, hiya karate tits? This is made of God and Win. There needs to be an Olympic beer can tit smashing event. She would certainly get a gold medal, since there seems to be few competitors with massive jugs like hers.

Can you imagine if she hit you with one of those? She'd either knock you out or kill ya all kinds of dead.

I wonder if they bruise easily, like a watermelon or cantalopes do? The second thing that comes to mind is, are they actually real, is this some kind of stunt that involves prosthetic breasts? I think those knockers need to be inspected to ensure there is no trickery involved.

Busty Heart has some notoriety for her talent so far, having her own website, appearances on various shows including that clip from "America's Got Talent".

Angry Clown will have a follow up report on the identity and background of this woman, and the authenticity of her talents.

In the meantime, you can see m0ar tit smashing fun at the following links:

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Weirdest Shit Evar

Looking for that perfect gift? Meet Facebank from Banpresto. A piggy bank with a twist.

I swear the Japanese make some of the weirdest shit in the universe.

The Facebank is hungry and LOVES to eat your coins! Using sensors embedded in the eyes, the Facebank knows that you’re about to give it a delicious coin and starts to chew. Just leave it in his mouth, and he’ll chew it up and swallow it!

I'd hate to get my finger caught in there... or my penis. O_O YIPES OmzzSgHlFknSH#&;*!!!!!!


You can find out whether or not I'd actually do that at the following links:

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What to do when

A funny thing happened to me the other day well not really, nothing funny has happened to me in a while I'm in a blackhole of non funny, sure I've read some funny ass blogs that have made me crap my pants from laughing so damn hard but thats just not the same as experiencing something funny first hand.

This got me thinking, wow thinking I know crazy hey and it only hurt a little bit, anyways it got me thinking about ways to make a situation that usually has no funny what so ever into something that has humor and lulz, cause lulz is what its all about I've been told a hundred times. So heres some ideas.

What to do for fun when:

Your at a funeral (had to have a funeral joke) Punch the dead guy in the balls and yell "everyone get down theres a bomb in the coffin" then yell out "BOOOOMMMM", everyone will think your awesome and will want to thank you for making there day!


Your at the doctors, boring right? Well not if you do this! Grab a scalpel and do some minor (make sure its minor! I can't stress this enough) surgery on old people with bad eye sight it might not be funny for them but you'll have a hoot digging around in an old mans guts looking for that darn appendix.

Your driving to work, this ones easy! Just run a school bus of the road and watch it roll over and over and over flinging kids bodies all over the place then use them as obstacles to swerve around ...simple, affective and funny as fuck!

Your at church, well this one will send you straight to hell but thats cool because heaven is filled with fat chicks anyway! Ever heard of stigmata? Well fake it then when everyone starts singing your praises and yelling out "the time is nigh repent your sins", pull out a machine gun and start letting rip and don't worry there all going to heaven so you don't have to feel guilty just enjoy the moment!

Well thats all for now I'll leave the rest up to you!

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