The book of Damo

The sky grew dark the wind picked up all of a sudden and leaves became afloat with the odd plastic bag rolling threw like a scene from an old western. The light became a trickle with cars needing there lights on just to see it was strange as it was only mid-afternoon. We thought we might head inside but something kept us out there something strange almost like we couldn't turn away from the darkness this was no normal storm and no normal day.

As the wind picked up and the rain began to sting our fragile model face's we decided it was time to leave and head into the safety of the house when suddenly a flash and a loud moan rang out accross the land not from one of us or from anyone or anything near but almost like thunder we looked at each other shocked then laughed it off "hahaha" we laughed whilst slapping our arses but still the darkness grew and the wind howlled and yes we were frightened.

As we turned our backs from the direction of the cloud to head home another giant moan sounded we gulped and stood still wondering what the fuck it was, it was not thunder but sounded more like an old man waking up first thing in the morning "fuck this" i said and we headed off.

Another flash grabbed our attention we turned and saw what looked like a massive ball bag start lowering from the cloud complete with pubes that seemed to tickle the clouds and made them dance accross the sky as it lowered. "holy fucking shit " I yelled as the gathering crowd started screaming and running there faces and looks of terror will stay with me like horrid tattoo's on my brain never to fade.

"FFAAAAAAAAAARRRTTTTTTTTTT PHHHHfffffffff AAAAHHHHHHHH yeah thats better" Came from what looked like a giant old man taking a massive dump on the world.

As shit slowly rained down covering all the ground and ocean like a thick stinky brown snow we all turned to each other looking like big brown bears and somehow knew that this was the secound coming of something evil that had scared the shit out of an unexpecting public for years that we all thought had died out and would never return but there was no other explaination it had to be the return...

...Of ANGRY CLOWN

All the signs pointed to it- Giant waves crushing Japan (whales say suck shit), More war in the middle east or in the middle of who the fuck cares, earthquakes and volcano's detroying everything , a black president in America and a female Priminister in Australia, Justin Bieber and yet no one knew suckers.

How could you not see the signs? Dumb fucks

I mean come on!

Look at this shit it screams angry clown!!

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Weirdest Shit Evar

Looking for that perfect gift? Meet Facebank from Banpresto. A piggy bank with a twist.

I swear the Japanese make some of the weirdest shit in the universe.

The Facebank is hungry and LOVES to eat your coins! Using sensors embedded in the eyes, the Facebank knows that you’re about to give it a delicious coin and starts to chew. Just leave it in his mouth, and he’ll chew it up and swallow it!

I'd hate to get my finger caught in there... or my penis. O_O YIPES OmzzSgHlFknSH#&;*!!!!!!


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Let's Hear it For Beer!

Sun. Oct. 26, 2008

Beer serves another useful purpose, as you will find out in this story.

Boise, Idaho (Krapsody) - An off duty prison guard on a Halloween party beer run, smacked an armed robber over the head with a six-pack, putting down a robbery at a gas station convenience store.

According to video evidence and police investigations, the armed robber entered the convenience store around 10:00 p.m., waving what appeared to be a large black rubber dildo in the air.

After what seemed to be an exchange of words with the cashier, a man dressed up as Batman (the off duty prison guard) came running up behind the robber and smacked him over the head with the six-pack.

Once the robber was knocked unconscious, the off duty prison guard and a customer dressed up as Robin, who also witnessed the event, then pulled famous internet gags on their assailant, such as "the beer bottle outline" and "face paint the drunk".


Robin, used his camera phone and took photographs of the perpetrator. The Dynamic Duo uploaded them to the internet for gratuitous LAWLZ, until police arrived thirty minutes later (names of customers are being withheld to protect their identities).

The off duty prison guard claims, "It all happened so fast man. Thank the lord for Budweiser tall boys in a can and even more thanks for that thirty minutes we had to take all them pictures!"

The officers revived the robber by opening a Slim Jim under his nose, much like smelling salts. The robber jolted up finally, then upon seeing his reflection in the windows, freaked out and slapped one of the officers in the neck. He was eventually subdued and taken to police headquarters for hosing down and processing.


James Bridges, 46, is charged with robbery, and assault and battery upon an officer. He is also charged with being the ugliest man alive in 2008. The black rubber dildo was not found at the scene. Although after a full body cavity search, the body of Jimmy Hoffa was found in Mr. Bridge's colon. BONUS!

"We would never want anyone to risk their own safety, but this is a case where two citizens, acting quickly and decisively literally caught a criminal," Boise Police Lt. Ron Winegar said in a prepared statement, "and we discovered the body of Jimmy Hoffa in the process. I guess this is a closed case," he added.


Amazingly, the two heroes didn't even know each other before dressing up as Batman and Robin. Now, these two should definitely throw back a few cold brews together. And maybe have the usual homoerotic adventure in the "Batcave", just like their "anonymously gay" heroes did.


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