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Remembering SpongeBob

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Sponge Bob Square Pants is dead! Sponge Bob died after a five hour hostage situation in which the accused sponge held the National Bikini Bottom bank in Bikini Bottom up in a failed robbery attempt and shot four bank workers when as wittinesses say "he snapped" shooting rounds into the air. Police eventually stormed the bank shooting Sponge Bob and several other people "accidentally" in the head five or six times.

SpongeBob on a wild 7 hour krabby patty binge

The sponges gay lover Patrick Star later told police when asked why he might of held up the bank that Sponge Bobs addiction to krabby patties had reached an all time high Patrick said he was consuming a thousand dollars worth of the now illegal hamburgers a day which were banned after the secret patty formula was found to be a massive dose of LSD.

He was selling his ass on the street Patrick said until his ass was struck down with common street worker illness "loose goose".

The news of his death has hit children around the world hard and a memorial will be held next week. Patrick and Squidward are believed to be starting a charity to help kids stay off Krabby patties called " The SpongeBob SquarePants memorial stay off Krabby Patties foundation for kids or die" or TSBSPMSOPFFKOD for short.

10 comments:

~Static~ September 2, 2008 at 4:40 AM  

Yay!

SpongeBob is dead! Now I can look up Patrick and his starfish for some krabby patty binging fun.

Kirsten September 2, 2008 at 4:42 AM  

RIP-Spongebob! I had now idea!

Damian (666) September 2, 2008 at 10:46 AM  

Static, go for it, I'll wait for the next eppisode of Static Square pants fuzzy hair!

Kirsten, no one ever does! Krabby patties are the silent killer.

John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer September 2, 2008 at 12:11 PM  

Well, RIP Spongebob... But it's a good thing he went out that way. Let's face it. The only other end for him was working on porno sets soaking up puddles.

dana wyzard September 3, 2008 at 8:19 AM  

Now if only I could do the same to Barney.....did I just say that out loud? I had nothing to do with it. NOTHING.

Chelle B. September 3, 2008 at 9:39 AM  

I KNEW PATRICK WAS GAY!!!

I had no clue about the Bob though. :/

Lance Martin September 5, 2008 at 5:39 AM  

Do you have to wear a deep sea divers suit to the memorial and how do they keep water from seeping into the urn?

Damian (666) September 5, 2008 at 9:46 AM  

@ lance, its a cartoon so anything is possible its called magic yeah!

Anonymous September 25, 2008 at 9:38 PM  

you're gonna get sued

rusty October 1, 2008 at 3:34 PM  

But what about Gary!!!

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