Bringing hate to the world threw laughter
Sponge Bob Square Pants is dead! Sponge Bob died after a five hour hostage situation in which the accused sponge held the National Bikini Bottom bank in Bikini Bottom up in a failed robbery attempt and shot four bank workers when as wittinesses say "he snapped" shooting rounds into the air. Police eventually stormed the bank shooting Sponge Bob and several other people "accidentally" in the head five or six times.
SpongeBob on a wild 7 hour krabby patty bingeHe was selling his ass on the street Patrick said until his ass was struck down with common street worker illness "loose goose".
The news of his death has hit children around the world hard and a memorial will be held next week. Patrick and Squidward are believed to be starting a charity to help kids stay off Krabby patties called " The SpongeBob SquarePants memorial stay off Krabby Patties foundation for kids or die" or TSBSPMSOPFFKOD for short.
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Yay!
SpongeBob is dead! Now I can look up Patrick and his starfish for some krabby patty binging fun.
RIP-Spongebob! I had now idea!
Static, go for it, I'll wait for the next eppisode of Static Square pants fuzzy hair!
Kirsten, no one ever does! Krabby patties are the silent killer.
Well, RIP Spongebob... But it's a good thing he went out that way. Let's face it. The only other end for him was working on porno sets soaking up puddles.
Now if only I could do the same to Barney.....did I just say that out loud? I had nothing to do with it. NOTHING.
I KNEW PATRICK WAS GAY!!!
I had no clue about the Bob though. :/
Do you have to wear a deep sea divers suit to the memorial and how do they keep water from seeping into the urn?
@ lance, its a cartoon so anything is possible its called magic yeah!
you're gonna get sued
But what about Gary!!!