Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Sponge Bob Square Pants is dead! Sponge Bob died after a five hour hostage situation in which the accused sponge held the National Bikini Bottom bank in Bikini Bottom up in a failed robbery attempt and shot four bank workers when as wittinesses say "he snapped" shooting rounds into the air. Police eventually stormed the bank shooting Sponge Bob and several other people "accidentally" in the head five or six times.
He was selling his ass on the street Patrick said until his ass was struck down with common street worker illness "loose goose".
The news of his death has hit children around the world hard and a memorial will be held next week. Patrick and Squidward are believed to be starting a charity to help kids stay off Krabby patties called " The SpongeBob SquarePants memorial stay off Krabby Patties foundation for kids or die" or TSBSPMSOPFFKOD for short.