"Cheer Up!" or "At least you aren't paralyzed from the waist down!"
Saturday, May 2, 2009
So MAYBE your blog is amateurish...and maybe you've got a high diarrhea-per-joke ratio. These facts are irrelevant. What is relevant, however, is that we can find humor in the most disturbing events known to mankind. For instance, this:
Further proof that if God DOES exist, he is one twisted son-of-a-bitch!
Unfortunately for me, I was not "laughing alone" when I first saw this clip but rather "alone laughing," meaning that I was the only person laughing in a room full of other people who, instead of laughing, shrieked with horror as they discovered the sheer lack of moral character which I possess. As you can imagine, laughing at crippled people rolling around on their backs as though they were turtles...turtles paralyzed from the waist down in some horribly disfiguring accident. See the following link for more lolz!!!
19 comments:
I have to say, there is an element of humor about that.
You certainly hit the nail on the head..my blog is highly amateurish. I also have a very high diarrhea-per-joke ratio. Mostly, a massive imbalance of the diarrhea-of-the-brain per diarrhea-of-the-ass ratio.
Which leads me to ask, if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
As one netizen aptly put to me in a wonderful hate email, "You sir are as morally bankrupt as a lawyer defending a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile."
And I responded, "That would be beating a dead horse."
On that note: Turtles Haz Lolz
This is not funny! Can you imagine how the Paralympic champions felt? They were all in tears after their coach told them there was no chocolate in the gold medals.
I was disappointed with America's team. I thought we would have done better in the Window Licking and synchronized dribbling events.
haha, I actually found it quite funny.
MarkOskar
Well I was referring mostly to the original Angry Clown who appears to have been heartbroken from his "review", but as an amateur blogger myself, it takes one to know one. By that logic, are not all anti-gay rights activists themselves gay? How else would they know "a gay" from "a not-gay"?
I'm so jealous. I don't get hate e-mail...except that one time when I talked about a giant robot Jesus...and a giant robot Woody Allen. =P
hahahah, awesome lolz. Kudos =)
Touche'
I found your blog whilst googling static cling.
I do feel cheered up.
Thx Tarra. It pleases me in a very innapropriate way to hear that, regardless of the fact that ~Static~ is the entire reason you found this page. For more egotistical ways to feel better about yourself, please view the following webpage: www.projectjulio.blogspot.com
OR
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hitler
I enjoy cat fisting. I'm not sure if it's amatuerish or not, but hey, it's nice way to make a decent livin during these hard times. That video was funny. I sure wish there were more crippled up bastards in the world. There would be more laughter.
Yeah, what ever happened to Damo?..a few dipshits with a horrid blog themselves give a bad review and he disappears..just GIVES UP?!
What has the world come to?
I was laughing before I even watched it.
I'm surprised we're allowed to call them paraplegics. Isn't it supposed to be Differently Abled now? My fave was always Handi-capable.
People need to lighten up and admit that they only watch races to see the cars pile up and only watch hockey to see blood on the ice.
Look on the bright side: at least these guys couldn't feel half of their bruises.
I'm still here been busy as fuck is all but I've been keeping track of the wild adventures all you 2 came up with LULZ I'll be back sooner then anyone wants!
I have been on a trip of self discovery (getting pissed and being bad) I have come to the realization that there is not enough of ME in this world and something must be done!
Due to my wild and outrageous few months of doing everything wrong and naughty that is frowned upon by Gawd and all those goodie 2 shoes , I now have a new moto for "our" blog-
'Bringing anger to the world threw laughter'
Stay tuned because ya ain't seen nuttun yet!
I'll see ya all very soon, I can feel the midgets assholes tightening up while I write this!
I'm excited and a little bit hard!!
BYE
Nice one, Kathcom. I think a few of them actually broke their legs in the accident. I like to imagine their doctor's visit looked an awful lot like this scene from family guy: http://books.google.com/books?id=gyIVS0q09ZsC&pg=PT186&lpg=PT186&dq=family+guy+joe+doctor+you're+paralyzed&source=bl&ots=mLA62xOJlH&sig=0xpg_lLEMq5A05ep_AFMojSssZQ&hl=en&ei=ufsbSvzGK56ltgeag-3zDA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1#PPT186,M1
Doctor: I'm sorry but...you're paralyzed from the waist down
Random Paralympic competitor: I KNOW!
Doctor: Oh Thank God!...I was standing out there for like 10 minutes!...
I think I'm going to hell for laughing at this one. Who am I kidding, I was already there.
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