Spelling is overrated so dont get Angry! Grrr!!!

I despise people that literally get butt-hurt when I point out their spelling errors and I mean literally like their head moves further up their asses. They complain about being corrected like I attacked their integrity and everything they stand for just because I pointed out its 'whole not hole' or 'their not there' or 'your not you're.' I'm just giving a helpful heads up so you can help yourself and if you dont like it then you and your GED can sleep at night ignorantly knowing that you'd rather keep misspelling words that my 8 year old cousin can spell and use correctly.

I dont have anything against misspellings, hell, I actually dont mind it when people help me out and point out a word or two that is misspelled. I use it to better my grammar. But those that think pointing out a misspelling are fighting words are fucking idiots. They become so angry and ignorant they retaliate by dubbing me as the "spelling police." What the hell does that mean? You know what, I am the spelling police and you should prepare yourself because your ass is under arrest for being a dumb fuck, ready yourself for an ass beating.

Furthermore, I hate online arguments that devolve into a fight about spelling. What are you, in the 5th grade? Get a better come back than pointing out a misspelled word in a person's rebuttal. Once you point out a misspelling and it becomes the base for your argument then one can infer that you are have no idea how to respond and are forgoing with personal attacks and have become a fucking idiot and should shut the fuck up.

So everyone, do all of us a favor and by all of us I mean the world; and just do your homework and learn your grammar and spelling. Pay attention in class.

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Buzz Buzz Bitches!

Buzz Buzz Bitches!

So, Im a new contributing author here at the Angry Clown and I thought I would introduce myself. Im the motherfuckin' FLy from over at After Dinner Mint. Oh, shit, can I cuss on here. You know what, I dont give a fuck. Kick me off if you want too.

I got invited to write some posts because Im, well, supposedly educated and yeah, I do have a collegiate career under my belt but what does that mean anyway.

People's views are the real sign of education. Which brings me to my point of this post; there are so many people these days that wander around spewing off opinions that make no sense, back them up with utterly feeble attempts at logic and then tail spin into the desperate nose dive of ignorance and idiocy. Complete biased views of ignorance to the point that they will argue tooth and nail they are right even though the deafening sounds of truth and fact are making their ears bleed. What does it take for a person to admit they are wrong? When two ignorant people argue with each other it gets to the point where either person are threatening each other to shove dicks in each others mouth just so they can shut the hell up.

Thats where we are as a society these days. No matter where you are in the world. We have come to the point where people will not admit they are wrong and the universal declaration that the argument has hit the fan is "Ill shove my dick in your mouth just so you can shut the hell up."

So, look forward to more posts from me pointing out the ignorance in these damn ignoramuses.


Buzz Buzz Bitches!

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