Pink Unicorn? That's a good enough title for me.

 What the fuck how did I get here? How the fuck are ya's?
  
So fucking much has been happening since the last time I graced these gentle pages with my overwhelming and sometimes forceful sense of reason, righteousness and kindness to all things great and blah blah blah fuck that I'm tired I've been up for 2 days and I have a pink unicorn chasing me around trying butt fuck my left ear.

I'm sooo fucking tired and scared of having my ear raped that I am going to do something I told myself Angry Clown would never do unless it was over my dead body or pink unicorn raped left ear drum.  

What a cute fucking cat!

 

 

 

So Angry Clown is moving to -

 

Your mums house cause she's fat and loves a good orgy and doesn't mind savage butt sex with power tools converted to sex toys. Yeah we are not going anywhere I was just having a go at ya and I'm way to fucking tired  to share any of my awesome, sexy and amazing life adventures just at this moment so here are some funny fucking pictures of shit i don't care about. until next time, eat a fat dick cause there's just not enough meat on a skinny one for a fat prick like you!

To far? BTW I know my spellin and engrish and punctyouinthefacuation is a bit off but just get the fuck over it, if you can't read a sentence without a fucking spelling mistake in it then that kinda makes you a bit of a major fucking retard!

I really gotta stop swearing so much!

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Angry Clown day

Dec 25 is the first annual Angry Clown day, I've decided so join in on the celebrations.

The date is no coincidence, its especially been chosen for the folks that don't like celebrating Xmas and for those that don't want to miss out on the fun of Xmas without doing all the Xmas stuff.

The best thing about this day is that you don't have to do a damn thing that you don't want to do! No visiting family and friends, no buying presents for the kids and no Santa!

AC day is all about you, thats right its about what you want to do and fuck everyone else so tell you friends and family, wife and/or husband and kids to go fuck themselves with a long blunt stick because its Angry Clown day you don't give a shit!

All day on the 25th I will be posting live from party central, keeping all you Angry Clown wannabes up to date with what the fuck is going on...its gunna be crap!

Remember the true meaning of AC day -

'Humanity has reached a point in history where it is ok to say fuck off'

and we will never forget it!

Help celebrate AC day and show your support by placing this small badge on your blog or website.

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