Pink Unicorn? That's a good enough title for me.

 What the fuck how did I get here? How the fuck are ya's?
  
So fucking much has been happening since the last time I graced these gentle pages with my overwhelming and sometimes forceful sense of reason, righteousness and kindness to all things great and blah blah blah fuck that I'm tired I've been up for 2 days and I have a pink unicorn chasing me around trying butt fuck my left ear.

I'm sooo fucking tired and scared of having my ear raped that I am going to do something I told myself Angry Clown would never do unless it was over my dead body or pink unicorn raped left ear drum.  

What a cute fucking cat!

 

 

 

So Angry Clown is moving to -

 

Your mums house cause she's fat and loves a good orgy and doesn't mind savage butt sex with power tools converted to sex toys. Yeah we are not going anywhere I was just having a go at ya and I'm way to fucking tired  to share any of my awesome, sexy and amazing life adventures just at this moment so here are some funny fucking pictures of shit i don't care about. until next time, eat a fat dick cause there's just not enough meat on a skinny one for a fat prick like you!

To far? BTW I know my spellin and engrish and punctyouinthefacuation is a bit off but just get the fuck over it, if you can't read a sentence without a fucking spelling mistake in it then that kinda makes you a bit of a major fucking retard!

I really gotta stop swearing so much!

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Who needs a job?

Had an appointment today for a job I don't want a job but apparently its the thing to do these days if you want to survive but is there another way to survive and not have a job?

Do it I dare ya!

I do believe a big yes is in order for that question and I'll even tell you how it can be done!
First you need to burn everything you own and everything around you even the clothes on your back (take them off first) and then punch everyone you love and even punching some strangers might help.

The next step involves quiting your old job if you have one and for this you will need a bag of snakes any kind will do, take the bag of snakes to your boss and smack him across the face with them while screaming Jesus loves you this will be your notice and he will accept it!

Now that you have burned all your bridges and have nothing left you are ready to start your new jobless life, you need to find a nice forest where you can set up residence you will need water, food and heat you will find all this by a river or lake and the heat you will have to start a fire but you have had lots of experience doing that when you burnt everything you owned so there will be no problem there, if you are unable to start a fire then several different types of animals can be used to "snuggle" with for warmth.

Water is the easiest to get if you are living by a river then theres your water dumbass.
Food can be found in large quantities in caves and holes in trees if you can avoid those pesky KILLER animals like the blue ringed octopus and the green sea turtle and stuff?
So there we have it the easiest way to live without a job! Who would of thought it could of been that simple! Anyways all this and more can be your life if you say no to work and yes to being a freak! Mutha f**ka I just smashed my freaken funny bone its not freaken funny god damn it.

Keep an eye out for these tree dwelling creatures!

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